If All You See…

…are candle holders which are so much better than evil light bulbs, you might just be a Warmist

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13 Responses to “If All You See…”

  1. formwiz says:

    2 of the best cnadle holders you’ll ever see.

  2. Professor Hale says:

    poorly made buttons. She hasn’t even noticed yet that they all failed at the same time.

  3. drowningpuppies says:

    Read any good Jeffery jokes lately?
    “What a dick!”

    https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/10/20/the-best-reactions-to-the-jeff-toobin-zoom-dick-incident/

    Not that there’s anything wrong with it, huh Rimjob?

    Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    The Queen of the Truckstop Handjob ($10 per hand), aka drowningpuppies, takes time off from his busy day working the local Love’s to share that he sees no problem with chokin’ the chicken on Zoom.

  5. Kye says:

    After discussing it with my wife we have decided to reach out to Hunter Biden as good Christians are taught to do. We are willing to adopt Hunter and bring him into our drug free, homo perversion free home and give him a loving supportive environment that his own family seems unable to grant him. He needs help and that’s what we’re here for. Hunter come to a home where you will not be exposed to drugs, nor vile child porn. You won’t be influenced by Red Chinese patrons of your father and communists are not allowed in this Christian home.

    We await your reply.

    P.S. You will not be required to “kick-up” anything to the old man either.

  6. drowningpuppies says:

    Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Tuesday that the Senate will vote Monday to confirm Trump Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett to the high court.

    And the mad dems are pulling out all the stops with a bunch of Karens stalking R Senators.
    Wonder if they brought their pussy hats.

    Bwaha! Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  7. formwiz says:

    The Queen of the Truckstop Handjob ($10 per hand), aka drowningpuppies, takes time off from his busy day working the local Love’s to share that he sees no problem with chokin’ the chicken on Zoom.

    All that for… that?

    • drowningpuppies says:

      Rimjob goes vicious gaytard at the mention of dicks.
      Guess he’ll miss Toobin on CNN.

      Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  8. formwiz says:

    Ruh roh. Grab the buckets and start bailing.

    IBD poll (consistently anti-Trump last 5 years) says the race is tied, drop of 6+ pts for Gropin’ Joe in the last week.

    Also, stats from AZ rally (where the Demos thought they had a chance) shows a lot of new voters going Trump.

    And one of Hunter’s partners is doing an Eddie DeBartolo on the Gropin’s. Says access to Hunter was viewed as a direct pipeline to the Mocha Messiah Administration, “currency”.

    Clear the decks for action.

  9. Dana says:

    Whilst doing one of my far-too-frequent stories on the murder rate in foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy Philadelphia, I came across the fact that the esteemed Mr Dowd’s home town of St Louis is much, much worse.

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