We’re Save: Beer Maker Says F*ck You CO2

They are pledging to be carbon negative

Such a pleasant campaign, eh? So, what are they doing? Have they done away with CO2 in their beer? Oh, right, it would be flat beer. And you can’t make it without CO2.

We double offset our scope 1, 2 and upstream scope 3 carbon. This means we also include all of the carbon in our supply chain too. We steadfastly believe this is the only real way to count carbon and offset our true impact. We work with our Lead Scientific Advisor, world leading expert, Professor Mike Berners-Lee in calculating our carbon footprint and designing our removal initiatives. We share the full breakdown of the calculations at the back of this report.

They claim they will plant lots of trees. So, that scam keeps going. That all their energy will come from local wind turbines. Good luck with that. That they will soon (they don’t say how soon) only use electric vehicles for distribution (where does the energy come from?). Their bars are carbon negative, blah blah blah. What they don’t mention is if their prices are going up. Because someone has to pay for this, and will the owners want to take the monetary hit?

The recycling part is nice, but, shouldn’t they do that anyhow, and, that has zero to do with ‘climate change’.

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10 Responses to “We’re Save: Beer Maker Says F*ck You CO2”

  1. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Porter’s most consistent complaint is that those that understand global warming don’t “walk the walk”, then he mocks them when they do, letting the “perfect” be the enemy of the “good”. It’s a common debate device used by propagandists.

    • formwiz says:

      A crock is still a crock, but at least somebody has heard of photosynthesis.

      It’s a common debate device used by propagandists.

      Pot, meet kettle.

      Actually, going the photosynthesis route is what kills global wahoo, but Teach is talking about all the other well, we’ll see measures that aren’t going to be implemented.

      And how many environuts’ favorite acronym is NIMBY?

    • Kye says:

      ” letting the “perfect” be the enemy of the “good”. It’s a common debate device used by propagandists.”

      So then say how much love you have right now for America with all our failings and warts and Trump as President. Or is “fundamental transformation” of the country you “love” still the goal. That’s why you don’t fly a flag or state you love America. That’s why you hate patriots and Christians.

      Once again caught lying Elwood. You made the perfect the enemy of the good whae you decided America wasn’t perfect so it can’t be good.

      Trump 2020 Because he actually loves America and says so!

      Not the first time the Dems tried to use mail-in voting to steal an election. Kye


      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        Yes, I still support transformation – policy changes to benefit the poor and working classes, otherwise America will continue to circle the drain.

        tRump’s America is an America for the few.

        We don’t hate actual patriots or Christians. But if you’re cruel, hateful, racist, sexist, anti-LGBT, a white or Christian nationalist, a murderer, a Black Israelite, a science denier, a magical thinker, we have little use.

  2. Kye says:

    Why do leftists need to be so vulgar in public? Do they think it’s cool to use the worst profanity in front of women and kids? I don’t.

  3. Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Get woke, go broke!

    Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  4. Professor Hale says:

    I fully support this company’s right to make choices for themselves. As in most of this sort of non-sense, it traces back to marketing and they believe they will get a little boost in sales from their campaign. It’s their risk. Good for them on taking it. It is the exact opposite of some government bureaucrat forcing them to do it. It smacks a little bit of snake oil, but America has plenty of that. It’s not totally fraud to buy and sell unicorn futures as long as you aren’t promising any real unicorns. My personal beer choices though are based on price and taste.

  5. bkhuna says:

    Your work to become carbon neutral are commendable. But you mast likely are like all the other IPA lemmings who make over-hopped swill that tastes like Pine-Sol.

    • Professor Hale says:

      Carbon neutral is irrelevant. Irrelevant things can’t be commendable. It’s just a marketing gimmick. If they make a profit because of it, their owners will commend them.

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