Naked Woman Challenges Portland Police Or Something

She’s definitely doing this to help BLM and not stuff for her Instagram, right? Has nothing to do with narcissism, right?

From the article

This cheeky protester gave cops in Portland a public dressing-down.

Wearing only a face mask and a beanie, a woman dubbed “Naked Athena” waltzed between officers and protesters during a standoff in the city on Friday night, according to Oregon Live.

Video posted on social media shows the woman pacing the sidewalk, before sitting down and launching into a series of yoga and ballet poses.

Right, right, totally about protesting, folks. Totally. Meanwhile

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11 Responses to “Naked Woman Challenges Portland Police Or Something”

  1. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Some methods of protest are better than others. The officers were likely not upset.

    • formwiz says:

      Hardly. Probably were.

      They knew people like you would blame them if anything happened to her.

  2. bkhuna says:

    Now they’ll never get the smell out of that man hole cover.

  3. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    And the officers and Feds left.

    After all, what campaign video could be made from the Federales clubbing a naked girl.

  4. Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Daddy’s little girl.


    • formwiz says:

      Jeffery was hoping for a little Gestapo S&M action. More his side’s thing than the good guys’/

      Since she was more loopy than anything, little chance of that.

  5. Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Head ’em up, move ’em out.


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