Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Pose A Threat To Future Super Bowls

The Cult of Climastrology just can’t help yammering and fear-mongering whenever something big is going on, linking their Fascist cult

Climate change poses threat to future Super Bowls in Miami

The forecast for the Super Bowl in Miami is grim.

Clear skies and temperature in the 60s are expected when the game kicks off, so weather won’t be a problem.

But climate change likely will be, sooner or later. The sea and temperature are rising, posing a threat to South Floridians’ way of life, including their customary spot in the NFL’s Super Bowl rotation.

The game will be played Sunday in Miami for the 11th time, the most of any city. Given the changing climate, how much longer will the region be a place where the NFL wants to bring its big party?

“In 10 years maybe we’ll still be functioning normally,” said Harold Wanless, a leading expert on sea level rise in South Florida. “Twenty years? I think that could be a problem.”

The Miami Dolphins’ stadium, the site of the Super Bowl this year for the sixth time, stands 10 feet above sea level. That will change, although projections vary widely.

The average sea rise through the entire 20th Century was just 7-8 inches, which is exactly average for the Holocene over the last 8,000 years. During a warm period, one would expect the sea rise to actually be higher, because it will be much lower during a cool period. The Miami Beach station hasn’t operated since 1981, but it showed just .78 feet over 100 years (it operated since 1931). The next closest station is Virginia Key, showing .93 feet per 100 years, closer to what is expected during a warm period. Mayport, Florida shows .86 feet. Regardless, nothing shows anthropogenic causation, just a low level Holocene warm period.

Of course, facts do not matter to cults. They have their Dogma, and will not only never let go, they’ll quadruple down on it.

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24 Responses to “Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Pose A Threat To Future Super Bowls”

  1. Reg says:

    OH MY GOD! WHO THE HELL CARES??

    Far too much time, money, and man hours are spent sweating over idiotic sports in this country.

    If all sports disappeared tomorrow, it would make absolutely ZERO difference in the world.

    • Kye says:

      Agreed, Reg. Marx called religion “the opiate of the people” but it never had the ability to hypnotize the masses like televised sports. Sports is the new opiate of the people in the twenty-first century.

    • gitarcarver says:

      If all sports disappeared tomorrow, it would make absolutely ZERO difference in the world.

      Wow.

      How wrong can you be?

      • Sports, like the rest of the entertainment sector of the economy, created vast wealth in the USA. Saying it would make zero difference is mindlessly stupid. The sort of thing communists would say. Like “you have too many choices for antiperspirant, only one brand should be allowed”. Or, no one really NEEDS an AR-15.

  2. John says:

    Trump congratulated the wrong state
    His sense of geography is really poor
    He really does need a fact checker for his tweets

    • Nighthawk says:

      Which one did he congratulate? One of the 50 or one of the 57?

    • FunnyThat says:

      I don’t think he could help himself John. Putin called and made him do it.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        He thinks the Kansas City Chiefs are from Kansas, but he used a Sharpie to redraw the boundary, so he’s now correct. Unfortunately Missouri has to give up over 2000 sq miles of territory to Kansas. But to coastal elites such as tRump flyover country is all the same.

        America’s nuPresidents can do whatever they want.

        • Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

          Oh my he should be impeached!

          Again!

          Bwaha! Lolgf to the little sissybitch that claimed Reagan invaded Panama https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • Elwood P. Dowd says:

            Lolgf to Porter and his Lilbitch boy https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • liljeffyatemypuppy says:

            And claimed he joined the Army during the Vietnam war.

            Bwaha! Lolgfy Jeffery https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • Elwood P. Dowd says:

            Bwaha! TEACH’s Lilbitchboy lies again.

            Lolgfy Porter and his Lilbitchhttps://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • liljeffyatemypuppy says:

            Little sissybitch wrote it. Now he keeps denying it.

            Jeffery says:
            October 17, 2016 at 8:21 pm
            Maybe little guy can tell us how manly he was when he signed up to serve.

            Actually I wasn’t manly at all when I signed up with the Army. Like so many teens I was afraid. But then I didn’t criticize those like Senator McCain, as Trump did.

            Bwaha! Lolgfy Jeffery https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • liljeffyatemypuppy says:

            Remember yet, little sissybitch?
            There’s more.

            drowningpuppies says:
            October 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm
            If Trumpf had served like a real man,…
            Maybe little guy can tell us how manly he was when he signed up to serve.
            Navy, Air Force, Army, Marines?
            Which one, little man?

            Jeffery says:
            October 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm
            Army, you?

            Bwaha! Lolgy Jeffery https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

          • Elwood P. Dowd says:

            Bwaha!

            So where did we say we served?

            Lolgfy Porter’s Lilballboyhttps://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

    • Kye says:

      Do you and Elwood spend all day listening to the fake media for a Donald fuk-up? You guys make me laugh.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        Kye,

        No one has to listen long for a tRump boneheaded play. They’re pretty common. Are you claiming that tRump didn’t tweet that?

        Here’s the new tRumpMap(R).

        https://twitter.com/AdamBlickstein/status/1224188666320433152/photo/1

        But Steve Doocy of FOX ‘News’ defended tRump for not knowing basic US geography, screeching, “Kansas City is in Kansas and it is also in Missouri…”.

        tRump probably thinks the Pacers NBA team is in PA or Ontario Canada.

        • Kye says:

          “Are you claiming that tRump didn’t tweet that?”

          Did it sound like I said he didn’t tweet it or did it sound like I said you guys sit around listening for any little Trump fuk-up like a couple of retarded school girls? Take your time, think about it. Why would you care what Trump thinks about sports? Are you stupid? He’s a politician not an athlete. I wouldn’t give a rats ass if he thought the Pacers were AMC cars. It not important. Fredo, don’t be a Fredo.
          https://img.123clipartpng.com/filehead-up-assjpg-clipart-of-a-man-with-his-head-up-his-ass-350_394.jpg

          • Elwood P. Dowd says:

            Kye,

            He tweeted that he didn’t know that Kansas City was in Missouri, Dildo.

            If he was so proud of it, why did he delete it?

            Maybe Pompeo can coach him on geography.

            Dildo: Don’t be Dildo.

  3. Kye says:

    Soooooo you’re still stuck on a Trump slip up? It’s really, really important to you? Would you like us to list the Biden or Fauuxahontas screw ups so you can be outraged at them too. Oh that’s right, you only get outraged if a non-red makes a mistake.

    Elwood’s self portrait:
    https://img.123clipartpng.com/filehead-up-assjpg-clipart-of-a-man-with-his-head-up-his-ass-350_394.jpg

    Trump 2020 Keep Elwood crying like a baby!

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    The wizdumb of Rush Limbaugh:

    “Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.” 1994
    “If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer? Wanton little waifs and serfs dependent on the State. Pure and simple.” 2011
    “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.” 2005
    “Let’s say we discover the gene that says the kid’s gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid was gonna be born, [that he] was gonna be gay, they would take the pregnancy to term? Well, you don’t know but let’s say half of them said, “Oh, no, I don’t wanna do that to a kid.” [Then the] gay community finds out about this. The gay community would do the fastest 180 and become pro-life faster than anybody you’ve ever seen. … They’d be so against abortion if it was discovered that you could abort what you knew were gonna be gay babies.” 2003
    “The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” On an oil spill, 2010
    “Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?”
    holding a photograph of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, 1993
    “They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”
    on women who protest against sexual harassment, 2004
    “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” 2009
    “What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.” 2012
    “A Georgetown coed told Nancy Pelosi’s hearing that the women in her law school program are having so much sex they’re going broke, so you and I should have to pay for their birth control. So what would you call that? I called it what it is. So, I’m offering a compromise today: I will buy all of the women at Georgetown University as much aspirin to put between their knees as they want. … So Miss Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.” 2012
    “Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.” 1993
    “It doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat … No, I’m trying to say that our first lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue… 2011
    “These were highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that my comments were below the belt. Well, take a look at some pictures. Given where she wears her belts. I mean, she wears them high up there around the bust line. Isn’t just about everything about her below the belt when you look at the fashion sense she has?” 2011
    “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” 1990s.
    “I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.” 2010
    “We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.” 2004
    “Given the National Organization for Women’s membership and proclivities, it’s no wonder that people now view the NOW gang as being obsessed with only two issues: abortion rights and lesbian rights.
    I prefer to call the most obnoxious feminists what they really are: feminazis. The term describes any female who is intolerant of any point of view that challenges militant feminism. I often use it to describe women who are obsessed with perpetuating a modern-day holocaust: abortion.
    A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren’t necessary. Nothing matter but me, says the feminazi; the is an unviable tissue mass. Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.” 1992
    “There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide?” 1993
    “From this day forward, somebody propose it, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns. It’s just that simple. Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession, out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent of the lies from society.”
    2011
    “Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.”
    2011
    “Obama is a clown. You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he says fossil fuels are the energy of the past. We have more oil than we need. We’ll never run out of it. It’s all we’ve got.” 2011
    “You know, one of the benefits of school being out, in addition to your kids losing weight because they’re starving to death out there because there’s no school meal being provided, one of the benefits of school being out, college campi being vacant this time of year, is that our audience levels go up. I think, you know what we’re going to do here, we’re going to start a feature on this program: “Where to find food.” For young demographics, where to find food. Now that school is out, where to find food. We can have a daily feature on this. And this will take us all the way through the summer. Where to find food. And, of course, the first will be: “Try your house.” It’s a thing called the refrigerator. You probably already know about it. Try looking there.” 2010
    “[S]ome people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be slaves. Some people are born to put up with somebody else making every decision for them.” 2010
    “Public and private polling indicates that Ohioans, by a substantial margin, want to overturn the new law. Which means, if this is true, that people in Ohio want to rape themselves” comparing the repeal of anti-union laws to rape, 2011
    “What is it with all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn’t mean intelligent.” 2012
    “Look it, let me put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.” 2007
    “You just gotta be who you are, and I think it’s time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call ’em gangs.” 2004
    “Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos — what’s to complain about?” 2009. (There once was 15 million Native Americans in North America. After the centuries of genocidal policies, Native Americans were nearly wiped out, with only 250,000 left by the end of the 19 Century. There are in fact, about 2 million today).
    [T]he nags … the national association of gals, that’s our pet name for the NOW gang … the nags are a bunch of whores to liberalism. 2010
    “To some people, bankers — code word for Jewish — and guess who Obama’s assaulting? He’s assaulting bankers. He’s assaulting money people. And a lot of those people on Wall Street are Jewish. So I wonder if there’s starting to be some buyer’s remorse there.” 2010
    “Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written.” 1994 (America was 13 colonies when the C was written).
    “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”
    “I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.”
    1994
    “When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.” 1994

    Rush Limbaugh embodies conservative values. He hates women, the environment, immigrants, minorities, the poor, homosexuals, and anyone who dares to stand up to him. Republicans have been listening to Rush Limbaugh for far too long. So long, in fact, that they have been swindled by a draft dodging, pill popping, college drop out who has been married four times, into doing everything he tells them to do. If a Republican even so much as dares to cross him, Limbaugh takes them to the woodshed until they backtrack. He takes to the airwaves every day and spreads vicious lies, hate, and misinformation to create new followers.

    He’s the ‘father’ of nuCon-ism.

    • Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

      drowningpuppies says:
      October 12, 2016 at 9:13 pm
      If Trumpf had served like a real man,…

      Maybe little guy can tell us how manly he was when he signed up to serve.
      Navy, Air Force, Army, Marines?
      Which one, little man?

      Jeffery says:
      October 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm

      Army, you?

      Lolgfy Jeffery https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif
      It will never go away.

      • Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

        Jeffery says:
        October 17, 2016 at 8:21 pm

        Maybe little guy can tell us how manly he was when he signed up to serve.

        Actually I wasn’t manly at all when I signed up with the Army. Like so many teens I was afraid.

        Lolgfy Jeffery https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

        You’re not fooling anyone.

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