Climate Scientist Billie Eilish Wants Fans To Join Climastrology Protests Or Something

Remember when we weren’t supposed to listen to anyone who didn’t have a degree in climate science? Heck, even meteorologists didn’t count. Unless they are card carrying members of the Cult of Climastrology, of course, such as Greta Thunberg, who’s mentioned later in the article

Pop sensation Eilish urges fans to join climate protests

Pop star Billie Eilish has called on her millions of fans all over the world to participate in massive climate change protests planned for later this month.

The American singer urged her 37 million Instagram followers to “take it to the streets” on September 20 and 27 in demonstrations to be held around the same time as the 2019 UN Climate Action Summit.

“Right now, there are millions of people all over the world begging our leaders to pay attention. Our earth is warming up at an unprecedented rate, icecaps are melting, our oceans are rising, our wildlife is being poisoned, and our forests are burning,” she wrote.

On Wednesday, the 17-year-old also released her latest music video for the song “All Good Girls Go To Hell,” which was full of symbolic references to environmental catastrophe.

So, will Billie pledge to forgo the use of fossil fuels as she tours around the country? Georgia to California to Nevada to Texas to Oklahoma, back to Texas, then to Mexico. Can’t move all that equipment in Nissan Leafs. She was in New Zealand and Australia earlier in the year.

That would be a private jet for touring.

And, seriously, the pyrotechnics in her current music video released more carbon than my car does all year. I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people like Billie who tell me it’s a crisis act like it’s a crisis in their own lives.

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5 Responses to “Climate Scientist Billie Eilish Wants Fans To Join Climastrology Protests Or Something”

  1. Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Eilish rhymes with whiny little sissybitch.

    She hits all the climamyths; unprecedented warming, icecaps melting, oceans rising, wildlife being poisoned, forests burning, … WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE IF WE DON’T DO SOMETHING !!!



    • Elwood P. Dowd says:

      Actually Eilish sounds like LilBish.

      • Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

        Actually your “originality” is quite underwhelming as usual.
        Can’t the whiny little sissybitch ever come up with anything on her own?

        Lolgfy loser.

  2. Nighthawk says:


  3. Doom and Gloom says:

    It’s a good thing there are voices of reason in this world. The insane left reminds me of that spoiled 5-year-old in a Walmart screaming down every aisle that they want this or that, with momma saying No. NO. NO. over and over again.

    But why?

    Because you don’t need it.

    But Why?

    So let’s see if we were to give the left everything they wanted.

    Medicare for all.
    Free College
    Pay off their college debt
    Take away all guns except single shot bb guns which would be banned with the second wave.
    Free Jobs by the government.
    The destruction of a dozen sectors of our economy to make way for the Green New Deal.

    There are more things they want but I’ll just choose those for a moment.

    IF we were to give them everything they wanted. You can rest assured that after about 5 years there would be zero democrats and 538 republicans in government voting to rescind all this bullshit.

    You can rest assured that every Hollywood actor/actress would become a republican because the internet and television would disappear and no one could afford to go to a play, and you can be assured that every union worker and head of a union would be campaigning for the Republicans.


    Because this would destroy. Literally, destroy the American and the world economy. No more boats, cars, planes, trains, tractors, factories. The internet and cell phones and game stations would be a thing of the past. America would look like the walking dead, replete with nothing left to protest and NO REASON TO WORK given the left wants to just give you money if you refuse a job. And since there are no jobs left then why not just sit around and smoke Marijuana and take drugs provided by all those open borders?

    Yeah, and you guessed it all those college degrees would be good for is to stand in bread lines and discuss war and peace.

    Its a good thing there is a Republican party and people who believe in moving slowly and with deliberation instead of racing to the store and buying their kid everything in all the aisles until there is no more money in the bank account and no more room in the house to fill the emptiness in their child’s heart.

    Thank god for those with opposing viewpoints to keep sanity in a world where insanity now seems to rule.

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