VP Who Likes To Be Gropey Threatens Hypothetical Violence Against Trump

Just Joe “Get A Shotgun” Biden being Biden(?)

(Fox News) Vice President Joe Biden said Friday that he wished he could physically confront Republican nominee Donald Trump over lewd comments the real estate mogul made about women that were captured on tape in 2005.

“The press always asks me don’t I wish I were debating him,” Biden, 73, said of the 70-year-old Trump. “No, I wish we were in high school—I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish.”

This guy. Just imagine the outrage and apoplectic opinion pieces and hyperventilation from news personalities had this been said in the reverse.

“What he says he did and does is the textbook definition of sexual assault,” Biden said. “It’s more than that. He said because I’m famous, because I’m a star, because I’m a billionaire, I can do things other people can’t. What a disgusting assertion for anyone to make.”

Interesting. I wonder if Joe was thinking about Hillary getting away with things that the little people can’t, namely, her whole email server fiasco. I wonder if Joe was thinking about this

10 Times Joe Biden Has Touched People Against Their Will

Pretty rich for a guy like Uncle Joe Biden to come out and say that Donald Trump’s locker room talk about groping women amounts to “sexual assault.”

“The words are demeaning. Such behavior is an abuse of power. It’s not lewd. It’s sexual assault,” Biden said in a tweet Saturday afternoon.

Well if words about groping amount to sexual assault, then what does a history of actually touching women who clearly don’t want to be touched amount to?

Here’s a pictorial history of Joe Biden aka Sir Gropes-a-Lot …

Joe just loves touching people who don’t seem to want to be touched. As Gawker noted

Maybe he’s just a very warm man. Maybe he’s more affectionate than almost all other adults. But ask yourself this: if this were any other male politician, would we be so quick to add it to the meme pile? Try this: look at all of those photos and imagine, say, Paul Ryan’s face instead of Biden’s.

Some people are touchy. We all know people like that. The person who keeps touching you while talking to you. They don’t mean anything by it. The person who gets huggy. They don’t mean anything by it. I can’t stand bro-hugs, and try and forestall them with a hand out for a fist bump. I don’t like people touching me. But, I don’t think it’s sexual assault. Just annoying. Both Joe and Trump seem to be the touchy kind of people.

Yet, we have Biden on tape and in photos touching and kissing people. Almost nothing on Trump. Why are liberals not slamming Biden?

And, imagine Trump made a comment about wanting to beat up Biden in high school. How would that go?

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27 Responses to “VP Who Likes To Be Gropey Threatens Hypothetical Violence Against Trump”

  1. Liam Thomas says:

    “No, I wish we were in high school—I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish.”


  2. Jeffery says:

    Who has complained about Biden (except the conservapress)?

    The difference is that almost all the complainants against Trump alleged that he forced himself on them in private. The difference is consent.

    As far as Biden beating up pansy Trump behind the gym after school, that’s just “locker room talk”. Trump has suggested far worse for Mrs. Clinton, e.g., arrest, assassination…

  3. Jeffery says:

    imagine Trump made a comment about wanting to beat up Biden

    People would laugh. That Big Pussy Trump would never dirty his tiny hands or muss his orangutan locks. Like always he’d have his hired goon squad do his dirty work. “Hey Joe, meet my daddy’s “friends” behind the water tower at 4 oclock. I’m busy showing a 13 yr old girl my record collection.”

    Unlike The Big Rich Pussy, Biden grew up poor and tough. Biden’s wife and 1 yr old daughter died in a car crash in 1972. Last year his oldest son, Beau, died of brain cancer. Biden is tough. Big Pussy has lived a pampered life. His biggest challenges were deciding when to start grooming the next ex-Mrs. Trump and dump his aging wives.

  4. Dana says:

    I don’t know what they weighed in high school, but Donald Trump is both three inches taller than Joe Biden, and more broadly built. Mr Biden played football for his high school team, while Mr Trump was sent to a military school which stressed physical training, but was not listed as having played sports.

    Were Mr Biden to take Mr Trump behind the high school gym, he might find out he had made a mistake.

  5. Jeffery says:

    Trump’s history of “fighting” real guys is by refusing to honor their contracts by not paying them or by sexually assaulting their wives or girlfriends. Without his hired guns he’d have had his butt kicked a few times.

    What would you do if you and the Mrs. were discussing a business deal with TheDon, and later that evening your wife told you TheDon had grabbed at her?

  6. david7134 says:

    You do realize that on this site most of the people are fairly intelligent and recognize that you lie and obfuscate? In fact, you make things up that are very bizarre. You keep going on about Trump, which is good as you obviously sense that he is taking the election. If you weren’t saying anything then I would have some concern. Now, please tell me why it is so important to elect Hillary. If you look at her she is the antithesis of everything that you purport to believe in. She is privileged, corrupt, crooked, a liar and clearly incompetent. Now, I am not interested in your made up points on Trump, I just want to know why it is so important to raise Hillary to a very elite status when she should be in jail.

  7. Jeffery says:

    Hillary is a moderate, perhaps left of center, Democrat. We largely support the same policy objectives on taxation and spending.

    Why do you support Donald Trump?

  8. david7134 says:

    You don’t know that about Hillary. She even stated that her public image was not in line with what she would do. As to why I support Trump, he is the only one of the two that is sane and trustworthy. He will at least make an effort to restore the economy, Hillary has no knowledge of what the economy is (her words, said she would have her husband do it, which is strange for a liberated woman, and her husband put us into a rescission and numerous other economic problems). Basically, I trust what Trump will at least attempt to do, but likely will be stopped by Ryan, who is a Hillary guy. Also, Hillary will start WWIII.

  9. Liam Thomas says:

    Who has complained about Biden (except the conservapress)?

    Hes a politician….I cant think of a single one of them who would not use their power to get what they want and since 99.99999 Percent of all men in positions of power think with their little heads not their big heads….I surmise they werent born docile and suddenly become power hungry…..it started out when they were wee little toddlers and alpha males who decided they wanted it all…….

    Enter Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton……hell enter them all…….I bet Lizzie borden I mean warren is banging someone as we speak.

  10. Jeffery says:


    You’re ascribing characteristics and behaviors to people based on their occupation. Not all policemen are sadistic killers. Not all businessmen are lying misogynists.

    Because Trump appears to be a lying misogynist every politician is?

    Anyway, banging is not against the law. Forcing yourself on someone, as Trump has been accused, is against the law.

  11. David7134 says:

    I had Hillary touch me inappropriately but can not get the MSM to talk to me. Same thing as these women. I bet Liam and the rest of the commenters had the same experience.

  12. Jeffery says:


    I’m sorry that you and Laim et al were abused. You should contact FOX “News” as they would listen.

    Laim: Were you also sexually assaulted by Secretary Clinton as dave claims?

    Teach: Have you been sexually assaulted by Clinton?

    Other commenters: Is dave right? Have you all been assaulted by Clinton? If so, you should report it.

  13. Liam Thomas says:

    Anyway, banging is not against the law. Forcing yourself on someone, as Trump has been accused, is against the law.

    So is selling government secrets. but it appears that the lying bastards running obamas government only consider sex a crime if its done by the right…….or selling government secrets…….or destroying evidence…..or lying to the FBI as in the whitewater investigation where the receipts for the work done by Hillary who CLAIMS TO NEVER HAVE DONE ANY WORK FOR THEM….were later found….turned over to the FBI….found to contain her fingerprints….which of course means she saw them and knew about them and looked at them……..

    But oh pshaw……your funnin us people…..After all Its a Bill Clinton Justice department and a Bill Clinton FBI director we would never indict a First lady for LYING TO THE FBI….after all you know….

    Its agin da law to indict a politician in DC. And yeah….I would dare say most Billionaires pretty much get whatever they want…….so yeah….prove me wrong that all these multi-billionaires when they were in their sexual heyday did not pretty much have the run of the pasture and the will of the girl be damned.

    Im not defending Trump but Im sure as hell not defending the Anthony Weiners of the world either….They all, you know, have a PUBLIC AND A PRIVATE FACE.

  14. Liam Thomas says:

    Laim: Were you also sexually assaulted by Secretary Clinton as dave claims?

    I plead the fifth Amendment….I was however abused severely by a lying, traitor who gave documents to foreign agents that were classified and top secret…..I was abused by the FBI whom I used to have a lot of trust in because the head of the agency was offered some kind of deal by the Clintons in order to make up some story about why he couldnt follow the law and let Bernie Sanders be the democratic nominee.

    I was abused by HRC when she let fellow Americans die in Benghazi and her response was “What Difference does it make!!”

    and yet those on the left are obsessed with the Donald ALLEDGEDLY Groping women in the 70’s and this is suppose to disqualify him for being president when the acts of felonies that harm the entire country by HRC are nothing more then “oh you guys!” moments for the rest of us.

  15. Jeffery says:

    LOL. Others must prove your outrageous claims wrong. LOL. Typical conservative.

    Whitewater! Rose Law! Benghazi!

    The FBI is rigged! The polls are rigged! The election is rigged! Everything is rigged! There is no such thing as objective truth! Whatever one can imagine is likely true!

  16. Liam Thomas says:

    LOL. Others must prove your outrageous claims wrong. LOL. Typical conservative.

    Whitewater! Rose Law! Benghazi!

    The FBI is rigged! The polls are rigged! The election is rigged! Everything is rigged! There is no such thing as objective truth! Whatever one can imagine is likely true!

    Was this your attitude when Bush was in the White House? When Gonzalez bypassed Ashcroft to get the patriot law signed in the middle of the night? Was this your attitude when Bush supposedly lied to start a war?

    Was this your attitude when The Bush Administration completed their Environmental policy without consulting any on the left. Was this your attitude when you called Bush Hitler and Cheney Goebels….

    Your Saul Alinsky tactics might be funny but then of course we know that is what the left always falls back on when there is clear evidence of malfeasance by the left……RIDICULE and then go BUH>>>BUH>>>BUH>>>BUT Bush…..trouble is there is no bush to kick around now….so its just Ridicule and misdirect.

  17. Liam Thomas says:

    The wonderful misdirection of my charge of malfeasance by HRC into the polls being rigged…..wonderful Alinsky move but hardly going to work with me…..They really should fire you at the DNC and put someone here who can actually make a case for their candidate rather then your lame and pathetic attempts at Saul Alinsky.

    Perhaps a refresher course is on the docket for DNC staffers assigned to blogs read by more then 1000 readers to control the narrative on the internet which is where all the good little socialists hang out these days.

  18. Jeffery says:


    Would you please make a single false accusation at a time, please?

    Your first was that all politicians sexually assault (or take what they want), therefore VP Biden is guilty.

    Can you support that claim?


  19. Liam Thomas says:

    “You have to protect the population from him like you do with a pedophile,” Moore said. “A pedophile doesn’t need to be in prison; they’re sick. They have to be separated from us so they don’t hurt children. But you have to treat it that way

    IF trump should be in jail for his felonies then Hillary should be in jail for hers….EZ PZ. Defend that Jeffery.

  20. Jeffery says:

    Defend what someone else said? No thanks. Neither candidate has been tried much less convicted of a felony. Secretary Clinton has been subject to several investigations.

    So you have no evidence that VP Biden has sexually assaulted women, but you assume it because he is an “alpha male”? OK, done with that one.

    You next claimed that someone was selling government secrets. Who? And to whom? And what’s your evidence. Has this person been arrested?

  21. Liam Thomas says:

    Of course not Jeffery….This is HRC…the most corrupt politican ever to walk the planet…

    As for Biden…..well Im pretty sure you dont comprehend the alpha male complex….it would be way to far over your submissive, let the government run your life mentality.

  22. Jeffery says:

    O for 2. So you’re a blowhard. Got it.

    “Alpha” male? Is that the right’s new excuse for abusing and taking advantage of the weak? We used to call them bullies. You watch too many TV shows.

  23. Liam Thomas says:

    So your denying that Hillary’s private server which was against the law was hacked? That she destroyed 13 blackberries….that Emails requested by the FBI were subsequently destroyed with Bleach Bit by the firm running her server 2 weeks after the subpoena….Your claiming that no secret information was on Hillary’s server and that the only reason the FBI Idiot running the zoo claims Hillary was not indicted is because she didnt mean to do it. Your denying that in fact the FBI was presented with the Receipts bearing Hillarys Fingerprints showing her ties to Whitewater are pure fabrication and a Right wing conspiracy even though they were turned over by Hillarys personal aid 18 months after the investigation?

    Are you denying that Bill Clinton got on an airplane with the DOJ head and a couple days later no charges were brought by a DEMOCRATIC DOJ? Are you claiming that the laughable explanation by an FBI director who has had dozens of FBI agents expressing their outrage at COMEY to CBS that no charges were brought against Hillary are just fabrications of the Blowhard poster on This blog?

    O-2? Blowhard….. are you looking in the mirror when you type?

  24. Jeffery says:

    So your (sic) denying that Hillary’s private server which was against the law was hacked?

    Getting hacked is not against the law. Is there proof that her server was hacked? At the time that Sec Clinton was using her private server, what law(s) were violated?

  25. Liam Thomas says:

    The maintaining of classified material on a server…In addition the people running her server who had access to the server did not have top secret clearances to see, handle or otherwise be in contact with this information…..


    Of course we know why….when Hillary becomes president there is ZERO that can be done about her egregious behavior because everyone involved has been granted immunity…….

    Who does that? They sure didnt do it for Nixon’s henchmen who broke into watergate or the ones that ordered it….and they absolutely destroyed his presidency and were going to impeach him for DESTROYING EVIDENCE…..

    Lying about and saying she is innocent is a cute political way of pissing on the constitution….Because no charges were brought? Because she was found not guilty? Because the FBI and DOJ APPOINTED BY OBAMA said she was INNOCENT………really?

    Did you accept that crap when Bush was in charge….NO the left didnt and guys went to jail under Bush because the press was on every story 24×7.

    The only way the left can even defend this is to keep repeating the mantra that there were no charges……..This is how countries turn into Banana Republics….when the people in charge begin believing they are above our laws and the people that hold them responsible begin believing their own lies in aiding and abetting these people for political gain…….OUR MSM has let us down….with an agenda so alarming and a nation full of little bolsheviks that have no clue how evil communism really is…..

    Yes Im ringing the alarm bells and when I die which might be sooner rather then later….I will have no regrets that I did not stand up and tell everyone I knew what communism was about, what its like and what the people have to endure behind the cameras, out of the lights in the back streets of touristy destinations.

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