Do You Prefer Long Pork Over Going Vegan?

I mentioned on Monday that Warmists really, really, really want Everyone Else to go vegetarian (probably at the barrel of Government law/regulation) in order to save Gaia from getting a fever some time in the far future. Well, here’s something interesting, via my favorite crazies at Grist

Celebrity endorsements aside, converting to veganism remains a hard sell to most Americans. How hard? New research hints that more of us would rather munch on our neighbor Larry than give up meat and dairy.

According to a new poll from The Society for Progressive Meat (SPM), 10 percent of Americans would consider trying man meat, while a measly 3 percent could bear to part with all animal products. A poll and questionnaire on its website surveyed 2,500 respondents over a two-week period.

And, yes, these people are nuts

SPM President Len T. Illmore told Grist over the phone that consuming humans could solve countless environmental woes — everything from overpopulation to the horrors of factory farms to even the not-so-green funeral industry. And he has a point. With growing populations and industrial agriculture both operating as driving factors of climate change, progressive protein enthusiasts point out that humane cannibalism could both help curb our energy needs and satisfy the appetites of a populace not quite ready for a plant-based diet. All signs point to the fact that Americans are more prepared to swallow toe food than tofu.

Plus, Illmore says that while the humane meat movement sounds good on paper, “who can truly say that chicken actually had a good life? With humane human meat, we’d have prom pictures, tax returns, and even the occasional unpublished memoir to prove your meat led a mediocre to arguably happy life.”

This is what the Warmist/Environmental movement has devolved into.

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8 Responses to “Do You Prefer Long Pork Over Going Vegan?”

  1. Nighthawk says:

    Animal Farm, 1984 and now Soylent Green.

    They want us to live in a book/movie world.

  2. Jeffery says:

    The Grist article was published on April 1.

    Click the links in the Grist article, please.

  3. I know, Jeff. I clicked all the links, even though it is not really that beyond belief for Grist or you Warmists. Just never got around to posting in Tuesday.

  4. Jeffery says:


    Really, you think it’s possible that liberals will become cannibals? I think you were suckered in on an April Fool’s prank.

    I think it more likely that conservatives will start buying babies from the poor to cook and eat.

  5. Jeff, with all the crazy crap you Warmists push, I wouldn’t be surprised. Many of of your compatriots heavily push the notion of forced population reduction

  6. Jeffery says:

    One lie at a time please. Let’s just be clear that no one was actually suggesting that we consume other humans.

  7. Jeffery says:

    One lie at a time please. Let’s just be clear that no one was actually suggesting that we consume other humans.

  8. Well, duh. I never said it. You need to reign in your cra cra. It’s a joke story, bub. Lighten up.

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