In The Old Days…

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10 Responses to “In The Old Days…”

  1. proof says:

    You see the warning labels they are putting on wooden matches these days? “Warning: Product may cause carbon monoxide, soot and other carcinogenic substances. Oh, and before we forget, blow it out before it burns your fingers, moron!”

  2. Moronic_Gumballs says:

    How about those morons that think they can operate electric devices in water.

    Or, wash their eyeballs directly with soap or shampoo.

    Or, eat utencils or plastic tableware.

    Or, ingest batteries.

    Our society has gotten genetically worse now that we’re protecting those that should be filtered out due to their deadly stupidity.

  3. My favorite is coffee cups that say “caution: may be hot”. Anyone who doesn’t understand that when purchasing shouldn’t be allowed out in public.

  4. Moronic_Gumballs says:

    I gotta feeling that this really started down that PC hill when people sued fast food drive thrus when they spilled their own hot coffee. Instead of fixing the bad coffee lids, they made them make coffee less-hot.

    but then, I guess it also comes from the govt thinking that its people need protection from themselves. Granted, the liberals who can’t think for themselves need a mommy govt to tell them how to think, where to go, how to live, and to be the parent for others.

  5. Instead of fixing the bad coffee lids treating people who don’t understand that coffee is hot like idiots…

    Fixed that.

    I love the one where a lady sued Wendy’s because she spilled hot chili on herself while driving. She should have been ticketed for attempting to eat chili when driving. Doesn’t it kinda take 2 hands, and seriously take attention away from driving?

    • proof says:

      I know what you mean! I was driving down the road the other day, when I saw this guy in the car next to me texting! It startled me so badly I spilled my coffee all over the newspaper I was reading and nearly dropped my breakfast burrito!

  6. Moronic_Gumballs says:

    Nah, two-handed chili is still legal thanks to the ACLU. But talking with your hands free device or even talking to your kids in the backseat is a felony.

    Unless your religion is Islam or a donor to Obama’s “bush-stole-my-election” campaign.

  7. Moronic_Gumballs says:

    I know what you mean Proof. I was driving down the road a number of years ago in my college town, and happen to observe, for only the briefest of time, a lovely lass switching out her bra while having her shirt half way off.

    I became so distracted that I nearly rear-ended the car in front of me that had stopped in front of me. Needless to say, I filed suit against said lass for placing me in danger. Now, she has to always place a sign in my car that states: “observing females changing may lead to road accidents.”

    Be Road Safe. Sue everyone else.

    • proof says:

      It’s a jungle out there. Always try to drive as if you suspect that every driver is drunk and every car on the road is out to kill you. 99.9% of the time it will be accurate.

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