Hillary’s Top 10 Campaign Promises
10. Bring stability and long term security to “The View.â€
9. Each year on my birthday, every American gets a cupcake.
8. You’ll have the option of rolling dice against the IRS for double-or-nothing on your taxes.
7. Having trouble getting a flight and Air Force One is available -– it’s yours.
6. My vice president will never shoot anybody in the face.
5. Turn Gitmo into a Dairy Queen as soon as possible.
4. For over a century there have been only two Dakotas –- I plan to double that.
3. We will finally have a president who doesn’t mind pulling over and asking for directions. Am I right, ladies?
2. I will appoint a committee to find out what the heck is happening on “Lost.â€
1. One more pantsuit joke and Letterman disappears.
More then likely, this was written by Letterman’s people. And, of course, the folks at the New York Times wet their bed and just had to publish it. Think they would have done that for Mitt or Rudy? Still, it was humorous. And better then her other promises. Abortion on demand, socialized everything, and high taxes for everyone!
It was still funny.
And if she is elected, we get two Clinton’s for the price of …….(unable to complete the calculation) (floating point error) ( crash!!!!) (number too high even for a socialist republic) (daisy, daisy…….)
Error, Will Rogers, error! 🙂