The Great Animal Conspiracy Continues!

This horrible. Terrible. Atrocious. And dangerous. The animal kingdom is out to get us. Check it out previously here, here, here, and here, And now

ROCK BLUFF, Fla. — A woman was injured over the weekend by a leaping sturgeon, the latest incident involving the flying fish on the Suwannee River, officials said.

Tara Spears, 32, of Bell, was knocked unconscious by the animal on Sunday while boating on the river north of Rock Bluff, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported.

Another in a long string of actions that should give us pause anytime we exit our doors. The animal kingdom is watching. It could be as simple as a racoon knocking your garbage cans over, attempting to disrupt your sleep, or a sturgeon flying out of the water and physically attacking a human being.

The squirrels are out there running in front of our cars, attempting to make us get in an accident, either by running off the road, or slamming on the breaks and getting rear-ended.

Even President Bush is getting in the act, in an attempt to improve relations

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Watch your back. You never know what they will do next. Today, it is mice pooping in your shoes, tomorrow, rabbits are cutting your break lines.

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2 Responses to “The Great Animal Conspiracy Continues!”

  1. Debbie says:

    Next it will be humans are a danger to the animals. Our breathing is dangerous to the ozone and is increasing global warming. All humans should die immediately, to save the lives of the animals the the plants. Don’t laugh the liberals will hit on this eventually.

    Grocery prices have gone up on some items from 10% to 67%. Why? Because farmers (so I’m told) are now planting corn that will be used as fuel for cars (to stop global warming), and they are not planting edible crops or raising cattle/pigs/etc.

    So the result is working folks get screwed both ways, at the gas pump AND at the grocery store. Welcome to the brave new world of AL GORE.

  2. And even worse, ethanol plants are environmentally toxic.

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