Big Ray Turns The Clock Back

After months of soul searching, planning, conference’s, looting in Houston, and agonizing parties, Ray Nagin has finally settled on a plan to safeguard the citizens of New Orleans from living below sea level when Katrina comes through during Operation Time Travel:

Mayor Ray Nagin unveiled a new evacuation strategy for New Orleans on Tuesday that relies more on buses and trains and eliminates the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters.

Every N.O. resident who was stuck in the Superdome and flooding waters is thrilled to hear that they will be retroactively rescued shortly.

One resident, who was stuck on the roof of her home as the waters rose, praised Mayor Nagin, stating “Thank the Lord, after seeing all those buses sitting in the school parking lots during Katrina, after finally being airlifted off my roof, then being moved to Houston for 7 months, it is good to know that Mayor Ragin will rewrite history and get me out as Katrina comes back through.”

Senator John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, said “I really hope the President will personally come down and drive the buses and trains as we turn the clock back to August 27th, 2005. He was remiss last time in not personally overseeing what is the responsibility of State and Local officials, and Congress should do all in its power to see that he is held accountable.”

President Bush declined to comment, being that he was off doing something Presidential, or something.

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  1. More on the Nagin plan from National Nitwit, America’s #1 source for dubious information.

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