Bin Laden Won’t Be Taken Alive

Or so he says (via AP News)

Osama bin Laden vowed never to be captured alive and said the U.S. military had become as “barbaric” as Saddam Hussein in an audiotape reposted on a militant Islamic Web site after first being broadcast last month.

 “I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don’t want to die humiliated or deceived,” bin Laden said, in the 11-minute, 26-second tape.

Well, that works out fine, cause we want to kill him. Right now he is just an inneffective leader, unable to do anything but run. Captured alive, he would be a freak show in a circus trial, with the Dems clammoring about his “rights.” Dead, he is a martyr for the Islamic wackos to protest and become violent, killing each other.

What do the DU Surrender Monkeys think?

leesa: You mean the phony tape aired in January? Booga. Booga. Suckers.

Aussie Dave: well, he’s got nothing to worry about  from Little Lord Pissypants and his Keystone Kops……..  He’s safe at least until January 20, 2009.

zonmoy: his corpse will undoubtedly be conveniently found just in time to cover up the rigging of the 2008 election.

Truthpower: You can’t be taken alive if you’re already dead. Given that the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that these OBL tapes are all FAKE (despite what the integrity-filled brainiacs over at the CIA might say) I think old Osama just might be able to keep his word on this one!

I feel my Reynolds Wrap stock going up again. And facts are the same thing as feelings to the SMs.


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3 Responses to “Bin Laden Won’t Be Taken Alive”

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  3. Ken Bingham says:

    Word to Osama. Who said anything about taking you alive?

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