Might it finally be time to reveal where the secret port of the Pirate’s Cove resides? Sure, what the hell.
On the Commissar’s map, if you look down at the Adriatic Sea, right off the coast of Diktatia, you will see an island just to the right of longitude 16. Bamm! Perfect place to interdict shipping headed for the Kossacks and Leftie’s.
Generally, we deprive them of Prozac, Valium, and Zoloft, among other things, while allowing Mescaline, PCP, and LSD through. Also, there is a heavy trafficing in bats and Loons, which we allow through. While they have intrinsic value to the Kossacks and Lefties, they have little true monetary value.
(via basil’s blog)
