Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ (scam) To Send Crocs South In Australia

Because things should never, ever change on Earth, which has been utterly static for billions of years, you know Crikey! Crocs heading south and other changes forecast for Australia’s wildlife The chances of limiting climate change appear to be growing slimmer by the day — and this may have big implications for Australia’s wildlife. Recently […]

‘Climate Change’ Made Lobsters Awesome, But Will Kill Them In The Future Or Something

It’s always some sort of doom with these people Climate Change Brought a Lobster Boom. Now It Could Cause a Bust. At 3:30 in the morning on a Friday in late May, the lobstermen ate breakfast. Outside, their boats bobbed in the labradorite water, lit only by the dull yellow of streetlamps across the bay. […]

TV Weathercasters Unite To Push ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Or Something

I wonder how much electricity is used to broadcast the weather? TV Meteorologists Unite For Climate Change On The Summer Solstice Surprisingly, there are a small percentage of TV meteorologists that express skepticism on climate change. The American Meteorological Society (AMS), George Mason University, and others have studied the reasons why, and I will say more […]

Global Warming Cooks Up A Different World Or Something

How dare the world change!!!!!!! And the train is in our living rooms! This is what the Associated Press considers to be “news” (included photo comes from the story, apparently what CO2 caused doom looks like) Global warming cooks up ‘a different world’ over 3 decades We were warned. On June 23, 1988, a sultry […]

Latest Scenario Of ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Doom: Dengue Fever

A tax will fix this, you know. And you giving up meat and riding your bike to work will also help Keeping Global Warming to 1.5 Degrees Could Spare Millions Pain of Dengue Fever Faster international action to control global warming could halt the spread of dengue fever in the Western Hemisphere and avoid more […]

A Friendly Reminder That The Planet Is Melting Or Something

It’s these kinds of unhinged screeds that make it hard to take the Cult of Climastrology seriously Your friendly reminder the Planet is melting – Last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures NOAA just confirmed the last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures… For 400 months in a row, our planet has been […]

Antibiotic Resistance Latest Thing To Be Blamed On ‘Climate Change’ (scam)

All because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled vehicle, cheeseburgers, and air conditioning in favor of going vegan, living in a big (crime filled city), and paying massive taxes to The Government Climate change could be driving antibiotic resistance across the US, study warns Climate change is wreaking havoc across the globe – […]

Record Heat Means More Ferocious Hurricanes Or Something

So, we had a big hurricane year in 2017, meaning it’s time for the Dire Prognostications Of Doom to sally forth Record Heat Means Hurricanes Gain Ferocity Faster Hurricanes are becoming more violent, more rapidly, than they did 30 years ago. The cause may be entirely natural, scientists say. But Hurricane Harvey, which in 2017 assaulted the Gulf […]

Plants And Animals Which Survived Previous Warm And Cold Periods Now In Danger Of Total Doom

It’s all your fault, for driving a fossil fueled vehicle, eating cheeseburgers (double cow badness), and not setting your AC to 85 Holding global warming to 2.75 degrees Fahrenheit saves most species The world’s nations can protect the vast majority of plant and animal species from climate change by limiting global warming to 2.7 degrees […]

Bummer: ‘Climate Change’ To Make Wines Taste Smokey

Another day, another deranged linking of Things That Have Always Happened to Other People using fossil fueled vehicles and refusing to buy local…..hey, don’t they ship wines produced on America’s west coast all over the country and world using fossil fueled vehicles? That’s bad for ‘climate change’. They should end their businesses right now, except […]

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