Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Bummer: Climate Despair Is Making (Crazy People) Give Up On Life

How does this work again? Manufacture a crisis from normal climate actions of the Earth, blame Mankind Tell everyone it is a doomy crisis, especially in schools for young minds Tell people that this tiny increase in the Earth’s average temperature, totally usual, is causing mental illness When some people start identifying with that mental […]

New Prognostication: London To Be As Warm As Barcelona In 30 Years

Another day, another prognostication of Doom By 2050, London’s climate will be as warm as Barcelona’s, says new study In 2050, London’s climate will feel more like Barcelona’s, according to a new climate change study. If this sounds like a pleasant warming — think again. London could be facing severe drought, as Barcelona did in 2008, […]

David Attenborough Says We Need To Get Radical To Solve ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Sir David Attenborough makes some wonderful programs, does he not? Blue Planet was incredible, as are his others. Unfortunately, he’s gone 100% around the bend to become a Warmist. But, hey, in recommending we become radical, he’s going to tell people he’s given up his massive use of fossil fuels and energy to make all […]

Psychologists Are Very Concerned About News Of Bad Weather Causing “Eco-Anxiety”

While not a new thing, the amount of articles about people having mental issues over a tiny increase in the Earth’s average temperature has grown quite a bit as of late, especially as it relates to children, so, some sort of talking points memo must have gone out, because here comes another The Barrage of […]

‘Climate-Change’ Anxiety Is Now A Part Of Growing Up Or Something

Have you ever felt anxious and then realized you had yourself work up over nothing? Perhaps you had too much coffee or you’re hungover. Perhaps you’ve been eating poorly. Or skipped the gym. These are all things you’ve done to yourself, creating anxiety over nothing. Kinda like this Climate-change anxiety is now a part of […]

Human Rights Might Not Survive ‘Climate Change’, Create Climate Apartheid Or Something

You know it’s summer, because the Cult Of Climastrology ramps up the doomy prognostications and such from Unhinged to Deranged. And this is a new one ‘Climate apartheid’: UN expert says human rights may not survive The world is increasingly at risk of “climate apartheid”, where the rich pay to escape heat and hunger caused […]

The Climate Crisis Will End The Golden Era Of Food Choice Or Something

Remember when some Warmists were saying that the Cult of Climastrology needed to turn down the doomy prognostications because they weren’t helping? Of course, most ignored this advice, ones such as Vox’s Sean Illing. But he did get the memo to call it the climate crisis instead of climate change The climate crisis and the […]

‘Climate Change’ Is Choking The Atlantic Ocean To Death Or Something

There was a brief time when high ranking/influential members of the Cult of Climastrology said that the apocalyptic yammering needed to cool down. That the scare-mongering had to calm down. That the amplifier needed to be turned down from 11 to about a 4, because, otherwise, it would be hard to take political action. Warmists […]

Your Fault: New Zealand Town See Massive Plague Of Rats

Supposedly, they are big as cats, and CNN is on the case Rat infestation plagues New Zealand town A beachside New Zealand suburb known for roaming chickens and yoga has become infested with hordes of unwelcome guests: large, writhing rats. The rodents — which have swarmed around shops and houses in the artsy west Auckland suburb of Titirangi […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Threaten World Peace In 10 Years

It’d be a real shame if a tiny increase in CO2 and the world’s temperature would threaten these thousands of years of world peace. But, hey, we can forestall this with a tax! Climate change seen posing threat to global peace in next 10 years Climate change poses a threat to peace in countries around […]

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