Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Gov. Moonbeam: Skeptics Will Be Believers In Under 5 Years

Considering the authoritarian nature of the political left, is this a threat? Will we be forced to Believe? We’ve seen enough tweets and articles and statements and cartoons about forcing people to Believe, about jailing them, and even killing/executing them Jerry Brown: ‘In Less Than 5 Years’ Even the Worst Climate Change Skeptics ‘Are Going […]

Since You Ate Lots Of Ice Cream This Summer, Rat Populations Could Explode Or Something

Seriously, all that ice cream required lots of moo cows producing milk. Then all the sugar and flavorings which all had to be trucked in by fossil fueled vehicles, churned, then put in some sort of container, then shipped to the stores in trucks that used evil for climate change refrigerants, then you drove your […]

Bummer: If We Break 1.5C Hundreds Of Millions Will Die And Earth Will Be Uninhabitable

I’ve often wondered why other Warmists, who say they are just Concerned and want to Do Something, almost never ever stand up and say “dude! You are not helping with this unhinged, over the top doomsaying” (via Watts Up With That?) Gloves off over climate policy: ACF chief Kelly O’Shanassy has run out of time […]

Al Gore: Well, Sure That Climate Report Was Torqued Up To Scare Lawmakers

This is the way science works in the Cult of Climastrology: manufacture some scares rather than actually doing science and saying “here it is” (Watts Up With That?) Former Vice President Al Gore: “The language that the IPCC used in presenting it was torqued up a little bit, appropriately – how [else] do they get […]

Climate Doom Today: It Could Maybe Possibly Make Beer More Expensive

The Cult of Climastrology has spun the wheel and decided this is their point of attack today Thanks To Climate Change, You May Need To Shell Out More For Beer, Study Finds Climate change has been blamed for the wild swings in agricultural crop yields, but it could also result in a doomsday scenario for drinkers: Beer, […]

Crisis Delayed: New Hotcoldwetdry Report Says Chance Of Doom As Early As 2040

This rather contradicts all the current Warmist fear-mongering about ‘climate change’ being here now and causing every single Bad Weather event, like this Increased extreme weather event due to climate change. This is the most serious threat humanity has ever faced. Thanks GOP and climate deniers. https://t.co/hnaYfj6c6V — LaneBrooks (@lanebrooks) October 7, 2018 Plenty more […]

ZOMG: Earth’s Climate Monsters Could Be Unleashed!!!!!!!

Apparently, the upcoming UN climahysteric report is being written as something from Stephen King or other horror writers. Earth’s climate monsters could be unleashed as temperatures rise As a UN panel prepares a report on 1.5C global warming, researchers warn of the risks of ignoring ‘feedback’ effects This week, hundreds of scientists and government officials […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Possibly Maybe We Feel Reduce Scallop Production

If you’d only agree to pay lots of taxes and give up your freedom to Government we could stop this New Study Shows Climate Change Could Reduce Scallop Population Researchers in Massachusetts say under the worst case scenario, climate change could reduce the scallop population by more than 50 percent in just a few decades, […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ Will Cause Mosquitoes To Rule The Earth

I look forward to serving out new overlords Mosquitoes Will Rule the Earth as Climate Change Expands Disease Vectors Although many U.S. politicians insist on denying climate change, most scientists worldwide are believers. And the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) even has a pagedescribing concerns over climate change and the likelihood it will increase the […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Require More Robot Farmers

You refused to handwash your clothes, take the bus to work, and use two pieces of toilet paper, hence (the … in the excerpt is theirs, as they are excerpting another article which is here) Climate change could accelerate demand for robot farmers It’s harvest season in the Northern hemisphere, so farmers head into the […]

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