Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

MIT Wonders About Harming People Today To Save Future People From Hotcoldwetdry

Writer David Rotman is really concerned about the “moral choice”. When liberals start talking about morals, hold on to your wallet (funny, because these same liberals aren’t particularly worried about morals when it comes to killing the unborn) Climate Change: The Moral Choices The effects of global warming will persist for hundreds of years. What […]

Bummer: 4 Ways Hotcoldwetdry Will Become Annoying In Some Far Off Time

You know what would be really annoying? Another mini-cool period, what with all the mass starvation, inability to grow wheat, shortened growing seasons, Black Plague, lakes and rivers drying up as the water is locked up in ice and snow….sounds fun, eh? 4 annoying ways climate change will make your life a bummer Within the […]

Here We Go: “Climate Change” To Shift Red Wine Production Very Far To The North

Facts: a .08C increase in global temperatures since 1997. A miniscule .28F from 1990-2012. Varying data collections which show warming has paused anywhere from 15-19 years. Warmists who think this is all so dire that they refuse to give up their own fossil fueled lifestyles and refuse to go carbon neutral. Their cult is dying […]

Warmist Offers 10 Dreadful Effects Of Hotcoldwetdry

Yet another New Climate Denier positions that you, dear reader, are killing Gaia by refusing to give up your modern life Top Ten Dreadful Effects of Climate Change Minus One Not Dreadful Effect Can you guess what the not dreadful effect will be? Number 10: The End of Alpine Skiing Number 9: Glacial Lake Outbursts […]

Good Grief: GIFs Highlight Seas Swallowing 8 Cities

Bat guano crazy (Mashable) Climate change and global warming may cause sea levels to rise and flood coastal cities across the world. Over the past century, the Global Mean Sea Level has risen by 4 to 8 inches. And according to estimates by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (PDF), it will keep rising between […]

Oh Noes: Hotcoldwetdry Can Kill Coffee, Shift Wine Making

I blame you for refusing to unplug all your appliances from the outlets when not in use (US News) Millions around the world wake up and brew a cup of coffee before they start their day. But for many involved in the industry, a caffeine buzz isn’t keeping them up at night—instead, what’s causing insomnia […]

Warmist Points To 5 Ancient Monsters Killed Off By Hotcoldwetdry

Get ready for the 6th great extinction because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled vehicle These 5 Ancient Monsters Couldn’t Survive Climate Change, So How Can We? So we have Gigantopithecus, which “ruled the trees till 100,000 years ago, when climate changes wiped out their food supplies”.. Yeah, that was during an ice […]

Study: Katrina-like Hurricanes Every Two Years Way In The Future. Maybe. Possibly

More prognostication deep into the future by Warmists, with lots of hedge betting (USA Today) Could the USA deal with a Hurricane Katrina every two years? Such a scenario is possible by the end of the century due to climate change, according to a study published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of […]

Uh Oh: Because You Drive A Fossil Fueled Vehicle A New Ice Age Was Averted

Wait, what? (NY Times) Scientists say that if natural factors were still governing the climate, the Northern Hemisphere would probably be destined to freeze over again in several thousand years. “We were on this downward slope, presumably going back toward another ice age,” Dr. Marcott said. Instead, scientists believe the enormous increase in greenhouse gases […]

Climate Astrology: Piranha In South Carolina

No, no, no alarmism here (Esquire) South Carolina has a seacoast, which apparently has eluded the notice of Governor Nikki (Kelly Ayotte Stole My Place In Line!) Haley, because her administration evidently has decided that the state is uniquely immune to the Great Climate Change Hoax, which greedy scientists insist will make the oceans bigger […]

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