Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Good News: USA Has 78.9% Change It Will Survive Hotcoldwetdry

Though, if you really want to survive, you’ll have to move to Norway, which has an 82.7% chance The Countries Most Likely To Survive Climate Change In One Infographic Climate change is real, and it’s coming. But we’re all going to be affected in different ways. How will your country fare? The folks at Eco […]

Awesome: Hotcoldwetdry To Turn Chicago Into Texas Or Something

Yet another insane prognostication from the Cult Of Warming Climate Change Could Turn Chicago into Texas, Report Claims Last year was the hottest on record, and if climate change persists, it could get a lot worse, a new report claims, warning Chicago’s climate could mirror that of modern-day Texas by the end of the century. […]

Oh, Snap: Doomsday Clock Moved To 3 Minutes Thanks To “Climate Change” And Nuclear Weapons

This one deserves the “oh, snap”. Or “LOL”. Perhaps “snort, chuckle” (PBS)  Scientists moved the hands on the Doomsday Clock two minutes closer to midnight on Thursday. The clock now stands at three minutes to apocalypse. The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) created the clock in 1947, following the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and […]

Latest Warmist Scary Fable: Sea Level Rise Is Like Totally Accelerating And We’re Doomed

Whipping the peasants up into a frenzy Greater Acceleration of Global Sea-Level Rise than Previous Estimates New research out of Harvard University shows that previous estimates of global sea-level rise from 1900-1990 were overestimated by up to 30 percent. However, since 1990 sea-level rise estimates have been confirmed by this new research which means that […]

High Flying EPA Head Gina McCarthy: Doing Nothing On Climate Change Is “Scary”

Scary, you guys! (Washington Post) Climate change predictions can be scary, and political opposition to climate action is fierce. But EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy says she can’t help but be optimistic about the future. McCarthy, speaking at the American Meteorological Society (AMS) annual meeting in Phoenix on Wednesday, struck a decidedly positive tone. “If there […]

Latest Warmist Push: Leave All Fossil Fuels In The Ground

And they mean it (UK Guardian) Vast amounts of oil in the Middle East, coal in the US, Australia and China and many other fossil fuel reserves will have to be left in the ground to prevent dangerous climate change, according to the first analysis to identify which existing reserves cannot be burned. The new […]

Bummer: 2014 Hottest For Britain!!!!!!!!!

Obviously, this means we’re doomed (Raw Story) Last year was Britain’s warmest since records began in 1910, the Met Office weather agency said. Sooooooo, we have a record that only goes back to 1910, 60 years into a typical Holocene warm period? Seriously? No one in England has records before than? Actually, there are, if […]

Bummer: Hotcoldwetdry Alters Taste Of Wine

Because, as we all know, the climate has been perfectly stable over the last 4.5 billion years, until the invention of the fossil fueled vehicle Global warming alters wine taste Grapes such as pinot noir, merlot and chardonnay are now growing more quickly, subtly changing the compounds produced as they ripen and the synchronisation between […]

Bummer: Urban Dwellers Power Supplies At Risk From “Climate Change”

Of, course, not because the urban residents, who tend to be much more Left leaning and believe in Hotcoldwetdry, push policies which reduce the available power from old school, and reliable, methods like coal and natural gas, and tend to be anti-nuclear power, in favor of unreliable and low throughput types like wind and power, […]

Say, What Will “Hellish Global Warming” Look Like?

It’s doom worthy, as they trot out yet another tipping point fable This Is What Our Hellish World Will Look Like After We Hit the Global Warming Tipping Point the de facto assumption of climate change policy is that the world must limit the increase in global temperatures to 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (2 degrees Celsius) […]

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