Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

The Fourth Wise Man: A Deranged Liberal Fable

Valerie Blake, writing for the Washington Blade, “America’s LGBT news source”, gives the story of Jesus an update The fourth Wise Man: a fractured Christmas story Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, or my personal favorite, Date Nut Bread Day (it’s today!), traditions abound during the holiday season. Most traditions involve the gathering of family […]

A White Christmas Will Soon Be History Or Something

Remember back to one of the biggest Warmist prognostications about snow being a thing of the past, which included the line “Children just aren’t going to know what snow is.” This has brought endless amusement to many of us who make a lot of fun of this during snow storms. Of course, Warmists never give […]

‘Climate Change’ Puts Santa’s Delivery System At Risk Or Something

On the 9th day of Christmas, the Warmists gave to me, more Cult of Climastrology insanity Global warming puts Santa’s delivery system at risk It is proving extremely difficult in the aviation sector to find technological solutions to greenhouse gas emissions that influence climate change. As a result, flying may be the last sector staying […]

Twas The Night Before Christmas Is All About ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology just can’t help themselves Here are all the environmental lessons packed into ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas poem This year I sent Christmas cards with pictures of our two electric cars with the text: “Electrify Your Christmas” and an exhortation to make 2018 your greenest year ever (by making your next car […]

Surprise: Warmists Blame Heavy Heat Snow On Global Warming

And people wonder why I refer to it as Hotcoldwetdry? No matter what happens, the Cult of Climastrology will claim some sort of link to global warming/climate change Climate change causes less snow unless we say it causes more snow https://t.co/keuzxycFps pic.twitter.com/1cq0umoG6y — Climate Dispatch (@ccdeditor) December 19, 2017 Scientists blame global warming for DOUBLING […]

New Warmist Idea: Envirowackos Should Take Over Christmas Or Something

Tom Nelson has his Twitter tagline as “Climate change is the religion of people who think they’re too smart for religion.” The hardcore enviroweenies/members of the Cult of Climastrology are typically the same people who complain about seeing anything religious …well, when it comes to Christianity/Judaism… in public spaces. And, of course, the Cultists have […]

Former Oasis Frontman Cuts Ad On ‘Climate Change’ And Christmas

You just knew this stuff was coming, right? That the Cult of Climastrology would use Christmas to push their own cultish beliefs? (all the bold was from the article) (Blasting News) Outspoken former Oasis lead singer #Liam Gallagher has been giving his backing to #climate change awareness recently, as he demonstrated an acute appreciation for the #Global Issues facing humanity through a new project for […]

‘Climate Change’ Is Already Wreaking Havoc On Our Weather Or Something

This comes from the same people who usually tell us that weather is not climate after a cold snap or snow, right before they tell us that cold and snow are a result of ‘climate change’ Climate Change Is Already Wreaking Havoc on Our Weather, Scientists Find The Arctic is melting with no turning back. […]

Governor Moonbeam Takes Long Fossil Fueled Flight To Say The Earth Is “On The Road To Hell”

If we are, isn’t his giant carbon footprint to blame? (LA Times) When he’s lecturing about climate change, Gov. Jerry Brown sounds like a street-corner preacher shouting: “Repent. Change your ways. The end is near.” I envision him in a sackcloth robe, arms flailing and chanting at the wind. That would look rather weird as […]

OMG: $900 Robot Won’t Admit That ‘Climate Change’ Is Real!!!!!

The Verge’s Alessandra Potenza is totally vexed over this Important News, and completely Offended You can pay $900 for a robot that won’t admit climate change is real There are a lot of questions that should yield very straightforward yes or no answers, no matter what conspiracy theorists say. Is the world flat? No. Is the […]

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