Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

It’s ‘Climate Change’ Vs The Easter Bunny Or Something

It’s always something with these people, who are often the same ones who complain about Christianity in public (but still want their holiday days off with holiday pay) Climate change vs. Easter bunnies Easter is still a great day for worship, candy in baskets, pagan equinox rituals and running around the yard finding eggs, but […]

Christ’s Crown Of Thorns Tree Might Fight ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Or Something

I’ve actually tried to avoid the nutty Warmist notion of linking their Cult to special events this week, as you just knew they would do this with Easter, as they do year after year. Alas, while cruising the news on ‘climate change’, I ran across a hot take of hot takes Christ’s ‘crown of thorns’ […]

Good News: Asthma Inhalers Are Bad For ‘Climate Change’ (scam)

So, on one hand, the Cult of Climastrology claims Hotcoldwetdry will cause asthma to get worse. On the other… Your asthma puffer is probably contributing to climate change, but there’s a better alternative I breathe all the way out. There’s a quiet puff of gas from my inhaler, and I breathe all the way in. […]

Good News: We Can Stop Global Warming By Seasoning The Atmosphere Like A Fine Steak

Remember, though, you should have that steak, because it is Bad for ‘climate change’ Pepper skies with salt to slow global warming https://t.co/zH7gUoSS6v — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) March 26, 2018 From the link Faced with a planet that is on average 1.2C hotter than it was before the industrial revolution, scientists have been nothing if […]

Heat Trapping Gases Could Totally Cause More Spring Snow Storms

I see you eating your breakfast sandwich with its horrible sausage from evil carbon pollution pigs, that you picked up while commuting to work in your evil fossil fueled vehicle: this is all your fault, and you should be forced to pay a tax to solve this whole thing, according to the people that use […]

Palm Trees In Canada From ‘Climate Change’ Could Totally Happen, You Guys

And it’s all your fault for refusing to go vegan (BTW, the link for Mental Floss might hit a block at your work) Palm Trees in Canada? It Could Happen, Thanks to Climate Change Human-caused global warming has the potential to transform coastlines, weather patterns, and entire populations. According to a new study published in […]

Heat Trapping Gasses Are Apparently Making Winter Weather Worse Or Something

Is there nothing carbon pollution from you driving to work and getting a burger for lunch can’t do? Is Climate Change Making Winter Weather Worse? New Study Stokes the Debate Episodes of winter warming in the Arctic are increasingly likely to be followed by severe winter weather in the eastern U.S., including cold snaps and […]

‘Climate Change’ Will Not Make Us Nicer Or Something

In fact, Warmists are saying that these tiny temperature increases are “frightening” CLIMATE CHANGE WILL NOT MAKE US NICER …. More than two centuries after Montesquieu, the notion that climate molds character is getting some support from modern science. A report published in November in the journal Nature Human Behaviour claimed that ambient temperature (that is, the temperature of […]

Gore Takes Long Fossil Fueled Flight To Scaremonger About “Rain Bombs” And “Flying Rivers”

And leaders in the Cult of Climastrology wonder why after 25+ years of spreading awareness most care about ‘climate change’ only theoretically Climate change triggering ‘flying rivers, rain bombs’, Gore warns Dubai: Bizarre weather such as “flying rivers” and “rain bombs” are just some of the recent effects of climate change, warned former US vice-president […]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day: Of Course We Have To Talk ‘Climate Change’ (scam)

Is anyone surprised that the Cult of Climastrology is attempting to hijack St. Patty’s day for their un-scientific views? St. Patrick’s Day, climate change and Congress What is America’s Irish heritage? Americans love a day that “gives” them a free pass for limitless drinking. That free pass comes on St. Patrick’s Day and the Irish […]

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