Good News: Paris Hilton Totally Solves The Climate Crisis (scam)

We should all be listening to someone who got famous for releasing a sex tape and takes lots and lots of fossil fueled trips, you know. But, this really shows the absurdity of the climate cult, when this is actually a thing

Paris Hilton Solves Climate Change in 7 Words

I love celebrity wisdom. It can be so succinct and yet so revealing and deep. Take Kanye’s tweets lately. They’re at times Art of War-esque, inspirational, thought-provoking and then he’ll throw in a random thought.

(silly Kanye tweet here)

Which is what Twitter is for.

So, it’s great that Paris Hilton, former IT girl and current fake DJ, boils down the answer to climate change in seven words. Tattoo these on your Sierra Club tote bag.

*tents fingers* Ahh, yes. Very true. I imagine these words rolled into Hilton’s head one by one and so she strung them together as a tweet.

You know who Paris reminds me of? Sophia the AI Robot but with with less soul.

I’m not quite positive if Blemish writer Chuck Liddle is making fun of her or agreeing. It is the kind of silly thing Warmists would do.

But the peeps at the tweet love her

Plenty more like that.

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3 Responses to “Good News: Paris Hilton Totally Solves The Climate Crisis (scam)”

  1. david7134 says:

    Be careful about old Paris. I discounted her until I found out that she has made a ton of money on her own. She seems more crafty than her image.

  2. Dana says:

    It is true that the lovely Miss Hilton frequently dresses for very warm weather.

  3. Dana says:

    Perhaps our host will have a Paris Hilton IAYS series?

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