Author Archives: William Teach

Exclusive Kerry Advisor Photo!

I have obtained an exlusive photo of a Kerry advisor when he heard what Kerry told that Boston paper about going on the Senate floor to call for Bush’s impeachment over the Downing Street Memo:

Bonfire of the Vanities

This weeks Bonfire of the Vanities is up at Benedict. All the usual suspects, including moi, are included, as well as some new Sith Lords.

Smokin’!

With this whole issue of medical use of marijuana being a federal offense, according to the Supreme Court, let’s take a look at some facts: Clinton said he smoked mary jane, but never inhaled Monica smoked something, but it wasn’t mary jane Gore said he was a "rare and infrequent" smoker of mary jane GWB […]

Good that we’re not going it alone

Funny how so many on the Left wanted to go it alone and have bilateral talks with North Korea, such as Kerry, when, on the other flipper, they said it was so bad we were going it alone in Iraq. This must kill them: North Korea showed willingness in a meeting with the United States […]

Yo, Kerry, where you be?

Return, forgetful John Kerry, and straight redeem In gentle numbers time it has been 114 days since thou made thy promise; Signeth thy 180’s, and release all thy records to yon public If time have any wrinkle graven there; thouest should bequeeth it on thine public, And make time’s spoils despised everywhere. Give thy records […]

Wasn’t Kerry supposed to do something today?

Another broken promise (or would that be a flip flop?) by Kerry: Failed presidential candidate Kerry advised that he will begin the presentation of his case for President Bush’s impeachment to Congress, on Monday. Kerry said of the memo: "When I go back [to Washington] on Monday, I am going to raise the issue. I […]

High Court say no to the munchies

WASHINGTON – People who smoke marijuana because their doctors recommend it to ease pain can be prosecuted for violating federal drug laws, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, overriding medical marijuana statutes in 10 states. Geez, ya know, like, what a total bummer, that’s so, ya know, not gnarly. I mean, I’ve heard that pot does […]

(thong) Carnivals

Couple Carnivals for y’all to visit: Janette at Common Sense Runs Wild has this weeks Showcase, which highlights bloggers 3 months or younger. This week’s Tarheel Tavern is up at Billy the Blogging Poet’s. The Owner’s Manual has issue #80 of the Best of Me Symphony.

American Flag Bidness

We have another new member of the American Flag League, Undiscovered Country. Welcome aboard, Matie! Update: ye scurvy dogs give a hearty hello to Jack Lewis. Welcome aboard, Matie!

NY Times and Fireman

The New York Times was one of those who took shots at President Bush over Kerry’s "opening firehouses in Baghdad and shutting them in the United States of America" sound bite. Sorry, no link, it is in the NYT’s archive which requires payment. They have taken numerous shots at Mayor Bloomberg over the same issue. […]

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