You Should Have A Merry Low Carbon Christmas Or Something

The nags of the Singapore branch of the Cult of Climastrology are out

Have yourself a merry low-carbon Christmas
Give the world a present this Christmas and New Year period and cut down on those carbon emissions. Here are 5 ways to do that.

December kicks off a two-month-long season of joy, giving, and feasting as Christmas and the Lunar New Year roll into town in quick succession.

But the story is an all too familiar one: cooking up a storm for Christmas dinner, receiving too many Christmas presents, bundling crisp dollar bills in single-use red packets, spring cleaning the house, only to throw the excess and unwanted down the chute by the end of the season.

A lot of waste is generated during the festive season as we increase our consumption and disposal of goods, with most ending up in incinerators to churn out greenhouse gases that contribute to climate change.

Here’s a suggestion: all Warmists should stay home and eat the raw veggies they grow in their backyard gardens, sitting in the dark, because even candles are bad for ‘climate change’. In this way, they keep their insanity, cultish talking points, and miserable doomy selves away from everyone else enjoying the season.

The article offers 5 ideas to reduce Other People’s carbon footprints, which are the same old tired and recycled ones you’ve read time and time again. The thing is, most of the ideas are actually sound ideas from a charity and true environmental standpoint. As usual, the Cult has taken them for themselves.

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17 Responses to “You Should Have A Merry Low Carbon Christmas Or Something”

  1. Jeffery says:

    Teach: Why are you so upset by these suggestions? No one is forced to follow them.

    Your opposition is reducing CO2 emissions is Cultish. You are part of the Cult of CO2, of COC.

  2. drowningpuppies says:

    Speaking of cults:

    Reducing CO2 emissions little jeffy-style…

  3. drowningpuppies says:

    Jeez, little guy you should be embarrassed.
    Red is not your color.

  4. drowningpuppies says:

    Is that why they wouldn’t allow you into the Army, little tailpipe slammer?

  5. Jeffery says:


    For the last time, we understand you are proud that you met gitarcarver in the sex crimes block at the state penitentiary. (Bummer that you were in a bestiality=felony state, but you also admitted that you’ve moved to a more lenient state). Just as with 15 yr old boys, dogs cannot give consent, so shame on you. It’s not puppies you should hate, but yourself.

    As creepy as most people find your “furry” activities, at least it’s legal.

    Anyway, that’s all I have to say about that.

  6. drowningpuppies says:

    Keep fucking that tailpipe, little guy.
    Keeps you off of the grandson.

  7. Dana says:

    So, when I fired up the wood stove today, to save on heating oil, was I carbon positive or carbon negative?

  8. gitarcarver says:

    For the last time, we understand you are proud that you met gitarcarver in the sex crimes block at the state penitentiary.

    Poor Jeffery, lashing out like a mentally deranged person.

    There’s a huge difference between what I say and you say Jeffery. You admitted you abuse your wife and raped a woman. Your accusations against me are baseless.

    I try to take into account that you are, sadly, a person who has no morals or ethics, and thinks being a troll is a worthwhile avocation.

  9. Jeffery says:

    gc and dp,

    Baseless? You wish. You are a convicted child molester and dp convicted of bestiality. You can’t can’t hide from your past, as much as you Deny it.

    We understand your wife CLAIMED she was raped, but what else could she tell going you – she is terrified of you. In fact, it was her idea and she loved it. You see, she consented. Your victim could not.

  10. drowningpuppies says:

    Pictures or it isn’t true, tailpipe jeffy.

  11. Jeffery says:


    Good question. Wood is a short half-life fuel… in general trees live for decades die and rot returning their complex carbohydrates to the atmosphere as CO2. Same thing happens when you burn them, as long as you’re not burning every tree on Earth. Coal, oil and gas contain the complex carbon compounds from hundreds of millions of years ago so burning gigatons of fossil fuels releases gigatons of CO2 that has been sequestered for eons.

  12. Rev.Hoagie® says:

    Baseless? You wish. You are a convicted child molester and dp convicted of bestiality. You can’t can’t hide from your past, as much as you Deny it.

    Do you have anything to substantiate these accusations or is this just another case of Jeffery going crazy because he’s wrong and can’t handle it? Because these are very, very nasty accusations and if false constitute printed libel. I am predisposed to not believe anything Jeffery says since he responds emotionally and immaturely to almost every confrontation. Plus he seems to think a man once married to a Jew and currently married to an Asian is a racist and bigot so he obviously doesn’t know what the words mean. Thus being the target of Jeffery’s vulgar accusations and object of his mental derangement affords me the ability to see him as a phony and a general liar.

  13. drowningpuppies says:

    A friend of little tailpipe jeffy

    Justin R. Barkley, 38, said during his arraignment and subsequent attempt to plead guilty, “I shot and killed Donald Trump purposely, intentionally and very proudly.”

  14. Jeffery says:

    Rev Stinky,

    gc and dp call me a rapist, a wife abuser and that I’ve raped my grandson, over and over and over.

    They can take a little truth thrown their way to expose who they really are.

  15. drowningpuppies says:

    You left out your lying about serving in the Army, tailpipe.

  16. Rev.Hoagie® says:

    That clears up nothing, Jeffery. They “called” you names so you’re “calling” them names? If that’s all it is I suggest you call off the childish nonsense before the cops get involved. It’s one thing for you to call me stinky and a racist as hurtful and bullying as they are but they are not accusations of sex crimes. You guys need to tone it down or be toned down for the sake of the blog. I for one have no desire to be part of anything that could come under scrutiny for sex crimes against minors.

    It seems to me you guys are missing the point of the blog:

    ” If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all”

    That’s what it states at the top. I see no reference to unsubstantiated slander or libel. I have as much fun as the next guy poking the leftists thin skin with a stick but with all the silly, idiotic nonsense they profess making up fake crimes is unnecessary. Hell, they spend 23 hours a day with their foot in their mouths so why would we need to make up anything?

  17. gitarcarver says:

    Baseless? You wish.

    Then prove it Jeffery.

    gc and dp call me a rapist, a wife abuser and that I’ve raped my grandson, over and over and over.

    For the record Jeffery, I have never said anything about your grandson.

    You made statements that would lead one to conclude you are a rapist.. You admitted to actions that are abusive.

    Don’t blame the rest of the world for what comes out of your mouth.

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