Good Grief: College Kids Receive 5 Step List On How To Kiss

Remember when Leftists used to say that government should stay out of the bedroom? Yeah, about that

From the article

The old adage “a kiss is just a kiss” may not stand up to scrutiny anymore.

On Thursday, the University of Southern California’s student government hosted a “Consent Carnival” that aimed to teach students how to properly hook-up under the “yes means yes” state law that requires so-called affirmative consent throughout any sexual encounter.

The list included

  • Affirmative: We’re really excited to share this kiss with you and we’re letting you know!
  • Coherent: We’re present and able to recognize exactly what’s happening when we give this kiss to you.
  • Willing: We made the decision to give you this kiss ourselves, without pressure or manipulation from you or anybody else.
  • Ongoing: Should you come back for another kiss, check in to see if we’d still like to give you one.
  • Mutual: Sure, we offered you a kiss, but that doesn’t mean you have to accept it. Coming over to our table doesn’t forfeit your right to say no.

And, remember, under California law, stealing a kiss without full and total consent will most likely result in having your life ruined by a kangaroo college court, where you cannot defend yourself with legal representation, not too mention possible criminal charges.

Why is there such a problem on college campuses run by and for liberals?

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4 Responses to “Good Grief: College Kids Receive 5 Step List On How To Kiss”

  1. Dana says:

    Hey, this is the start of improving the species! Since those liberal college students will never reproduce, whilst the working class, which somehow doesn’t need lessons on how to kiss or more than kiss, will continue, we’l soon have a population which not only has more common sense, but which will end all welfare!

  2. Jl says:

    Most colleges run by liberals, correct? Figures

  3. Jeffery says:

    This is why conservatives prefer to stay uneducated!

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