Another Recommendation For Parents To Talk To Their Snowflakes About “Climate Change”

I’d recommend not doing it as they come in the house, their cheeks rosy red from the cold, stomping snow off their boots

Parents: Talk Climate Change With Your Kids

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Start Them Early
It’s their earth they will inherit, help them to appreciate and respect it. Everyone has to do their part to help reduce their carbon emissions — it is especially important to teach your kids. They hold the keys to saving the planet. We all have some type of mess in our lives. It doesn’t matter if it is economical or ecological, it is up to to do our part to help clean it up.

Warmists have specificially stated that they want this junk science to be personal: I’d like to know if the writer, Neale Godfrey, still drives a fossil fueled vehicle. Oh, and why does she have kids? Kids are Bad for “climate change”. Hey, she wrote that “everyone has to do their part…” Warmists should lead the way. Otherwise, why should anyone believe their dogma? Anyhow, she has a few ideas to discuss with the kids, such as

  • Take your kids on a train or a bus ride — even better if it’s a natural gas powered bus. Explain that, in the U.S., cars and trucks emit 20 percent of the carbon emissions. Trains and buses, mass transit, move groups of people, with far less fuel consumption and pollution than everyone taking their own car. (<-think Neale does this?)
  • Use a time to limit the length of showers. Let your kids know that showers account for two-thirds of your water heating costs? If you shorten your shower time, you can save money and 350 pounds of CO2 emissions per year.
  • Change your menu. Eat less meat, especially beef. If you reduce the meat in your diet by half, an average family can avoid creating about three tons of emissions a year.
  • Include a civics lesson. Teach your kids how democracy-in-action works. Together, with your kids, let policy makers know you are concerned about global warming. Research you representatives in local, state, and federal government — and write to them with your concerns. Have the kids make appropriate drawings to include. (nothing better than teaching them far left hyper-partisanship early, so they can end up like the typical unhinged leftist creating mayhem)

She also recommends planting a tree (hey, never a bad idea), wrapping insulation, and turning down the temperature of the water heater. I do those last two myself, they save me money. I did plant a tree by my porch.

She always wants parents to take their kids on a scavenger hunt to pick up bottles and cans. Essentially, trash. This is one of the parts of “climate change” that makes me nuts. Warmists wrap real issues, such as litter, under the banner of their wackadoodle cult.

As with all the lessons you teach your children, remember to use the world as your classroom. There are examples of waste and conservation all around us. Point them out. Explain them. Challenge your kids to come up with solutions. Also, remember that they learn by example. Create good habits, and greener living – you kids will follow along.

So, practice what you preach, Warmists. Somehow, I doubt Neale does. Oh, and you can start by no longer having children. This way we can wipe out your deranged cult within a couple generations.

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8 Responses to “Another Recommendation For Parents To Talk To Their Snowflakes About “Climate Change””

  1. Sub_Freezing_Gumballs says:

    Take your kids on a train or a bus ride

    Give them a one way ticket or Don’t show up when they return.

    Use a time to limit the length of showers.

    Because smelly kids are the greatest thing to have around with you in a small enclosed bus. Don’t forget the single sheet of Toilet paper. Don’t flush more than once per day. Dont use toilet cleaning chemicals. Let that kid’s bathroom steep for the best aroma.

    Change your menu. Eat less meat, especially beef.

    Because growing kids don’t need a balanced diet. Nor do they need strong proteins for growing bones and muscles. Diets like this also work in your favor since they will be to weak to do any sports, allowing you to not have to drive them around after school.

    Include a civics lesson. Teach your kids how democracy-in-action works.

    Why start now? We haven’t been doing that for 50 years. We’ve taken it out of the schools and have raised generations of democra-idiots.

    Together, with your kids, let policy makers know you are concerned about global warming. Research you representatives in local, state, and federal government — and write to them with your concerns. Have the kids make appropriate drawings to include

    Teach your kids how to be a stalker. Teach them how to be single-mindedly focused on imaginary things above all else, especially loving and caring for your family. Show them how creepy it is to demand others do things.

    While driving to harass your representatives and using all that paper and ink, tell your kids that your using all those bad fossil fuels so someone else won’t have to.

    When you are arrested and your kids are placed in foster care, tell them this is what is best for the environment. because, they’ll at least be warmer at the foster home and likely survive longer.

    She also recommends .. wrapping insulation,

    WHAT THE FUGH IS THAT?!!?!?!

    As with all the lessons you teach your children, remember to use the world as your classroom.

    Yes, because parents in general are stupid and are incapable of teaching their kids anything of value. We’ve created generations of immoral inept brain-dead mindless reproducing mush factories.

    When you have parents believing that buying their 5 year old an iPhone is good parenting, our society is not long for this world.

  2. david7134 says:

    gumballs,
    You just have to look at the comments of john, jeff and this new z guy to see the absolute mush that used to be brains.

  3. Jeffery says:

    gumballs and david,

    I hope you get your wish and are able to secede from the US.

    Do you consider secession to be patriotic?

    Is life in America now so onerous that you’re compelled to leave, or do you consider armed rebellion to still be the answer?

  4. Sub_Freezing_Gumballs says:

    And J makes our point for us David

  5. Jeffery says:

    So RWNJs hate blacks, Muslims, atheists, gays, Hispanics, women, libs, dems, intellectuals, scientists, teachers and now even children. If you’re not careful, before too long people might think of your movement as nothing more than hateful, old, white Christian men.

  6. Jeffery says:

    The hateful Pirate typed:

    “Oh, and you can start by no longer having children. This way we can wipe out your deranged cult within a couple generation.”

    Your hatred of those with whom you disagree is so intense that you’d like to see them “wipe(d) out”? Wow.

    You miserable little “man”.

  7. david7134 says:

    Yes Jeff, the way the US is going then secession is the only way. There is no way that I could ever agree with you and you represent about 40% of the worthless people in this country. I could give a flip for being patriotic. That was beat out of me in the 60’s with Nam and the other crap we have had to put up with. So I am working to take my property and state and move them to a more libertarian, freer country.

  8. Jeffery says:

    dave,

    I understand your frustration. The elites have feathered their own nests at the expense of 90% of citizens. Our economic system has punished everyday citizens since about 1980.

    Is there a more libertarian, freer nation, than the US? Or do you think you’ll have to persuade some states to secede? What happens to citizens of those states whom disagree? Do you deport them, execute them or imprison them?

    When you’re ready, let me know, and I’ll help you move.

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