Category Archives: Pyratical Silliness

Real Men Of Genius

May 6, 2006 – 5:37 pm

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More Good Beaver Gone Bad!

April 23, 2006 – 5:07 pm

On the heels of this post, as well as the Animal Conspiracy here, here, and here, we have more proof: Baltimore City Police responded to calls that a 30-pound beaver was in the middle of Mt. Royal Avenue near the University of Baltimore late Saturday night. Six officers came to the scene and cornered the critter […]

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Top 11 Laundry Issues

April 20, 2006 – 9:39 pm

In reverse order, 11 being the worst: That damn coin going bink bink bink Touching the coin. HOT! Where the hell is the other sock? Taking forever to dry cause you forgot to clean the lint trap Cleaning the lint trap Washer going thumpa thumpa thumpa Forgetting to add the detergent on those few occasions […]

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Hey, I’m Famous!

April 18, 2006 – 10:08 pm

Check it out here. Gee, ya think that someone could have done a slight bit of research on Al Gore’s Internet(s).

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Bush Taps Portman As Budget Director. WTF?

April 18, 2006 – 2:02 pm

Perhaps W has gone a bit too far this time. I know that he wants to be the President of all Americans, rather then just the leader of his Party, the way Slick was, but I find it highly idiotic that he is going to pander to Hollyweird by picking Natalie Portman as friggin’ Budget […]

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New Jewelry For You, Ladies

April 17, 2006 – 11:33 am

Yeah, um, OK (via the LA Times) Designing for his first fashion show, Jared Gold understood that a unique piece of jewelry could draw a lot of attention to both his work and the wearer. His eye-catching creations are alive. And they’re cockroaches — 3-inch-long Madagascar hissing cockroaches bejeweled with Swarovski crystals and attached by […]

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A Pirate Joke

April 14, 2006 – 7:56 pm

A pirate walks into a bar with steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says “what’s with the steering wheel? Isn’t that painful?” The pirate says “Aaarrrrh! It’s driving me nuts.”

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Get The Holy Handgrenade!

April 8, 2006 – 8:35 pm

“Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or […]

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Redneckistan. In California

April 8, 2006 – 9:15 am

A story from July 2005, but I hadn’t realized that California is now part of Redneckistan.  MALIBU, Calif. — The crazy California real estate market has come to this: a million-dollar trailer  A two-bedroom, two-bathroom mobile home perched on a lot in Malibu is selling for $1.4 million. This isn’t a greedy seller asking a […]

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Pirate Poll Time

September 21, 2005 – 8:01 am

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. During a recent trip to the Sargasso Sea, where someone *cough Dave cough* forgot to fill the gas tanks, and we had to try and sail, the mates used the abundence of time to conduct a poll on the most important technology of the past 10 years. The data breaks down […]

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