Category Archives: Pyratical Silliness

Totally Tasteless

September 9, 2005 – 9:25 am

That whole cannibal fiasco gives a whole new meaning to the Saints fans wearing brown lunch bags over their heads, huh?

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Vagina’s R Us, Part Deux

August 12, 2005 – 12:20 pm

Hot on the heels of my previous post, a reader at BoingBoing has a picture of the real thing (h/t Little Miss Attila) I still like mine better 🙂

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August 9, 2005 – 11:59 am

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No thongs?

July 31, 2005 – 6:50 pm

Say it ain’t so. This cannot be right (or good) for pirate thongs THONG sales have collapsed by nearly 20% in the past year, signalling a backlash against a symbol of “chav” culture.      Now, however, retail industry data indicate that sales nationally have fallen by 17% in one year. At some retailers the […]

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Is Dennis considered torture?

July 8, 2005 – 2:28 pm

GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL STATION, Cuba – Packing devastating 150 mph winds, Hurricane Dennis tore down a guard tower at the U.S. detention camp for terror suspects as it stalked Cuba’s south coast and prepared Friday to strike into the heart of the largest Caribbean island. The U.S. detention camp on Cuba’s extreme southeast end that […]

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TPC Exlusive

May 9, 2005 – 9:18 am

Must cite The Pirate’s Cove. I have obtained a photo of the new B-3 Super Stealth Bomber.

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Song in the head

May 3, 2005 – 1:40 pm

Have you ever had a song running through your head that you just cannot get out? Sure ya have. Fortuitously, mine is N.I.B by Black Sabbath. Could be worse, could be Ice, Ice, Baby by Vanilla Ice Ice, ice baby (da da da dadada da) Ice, ice baby You’re welcome. 🙂

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April 25, 2005 – 8:42 am

Great billboard I saw the other day

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Exotic Death Test

April 22, 2005 – 9:23 pm

I am so tired. Think I caught some of Janettes insomnia. Up since 5:45, worked from 9 to 8:30. How tired am I for real? This should answer that question. When my death comes, I will be crushed by a giant duck!How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

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A week late

April 17, 2005 – 2:38 am

Took awhile, but I finally found the solution to Jody’s fishy problem. A suit that allows fish to live outside water. Hope this helps.

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