Category Archives: Pyratical Silliness

Yar, it be in pirate, yar

April 15, 2005 – 9:17 pm

Via Jody at Steal the Bandwagon: OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — Sam Brobst took a "Learning Your Spiritual Gift" course at Full Life Center, a charismatic church, and felt the Lord leading him to prophesy during meetings. But when Brobst opened his mouth the first time, he and others were surprised by what came out: pirate […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Why did the chicken cross the road?

April 15, 2005 – 10:19 am

The age old question. Well, I have the answer: VALLEJO, Calif. — A big-rig truck carrying nearly 5,000 chickens to a Petaluma processing plant caused a major "fowl up" early Monday morning after it overturned on a state highway, disrupting traffic for nearly five hours. Officer M. Williford of the California Highway Patrol said the […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

Congress may keep the Sun turned on longer

April 7, 2005 – 2:59 pm

According to the AP, if the Congress critters get their way, the Sun will be turned on for a longer period of time in the future. This is being done in order to lower energy bills since they are skyrocketting as of late. This is a spectacular idea. A few extra hours of sunlight would […]

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Pirate Thongs

March 22, 2005 – 8:22 pm

This is the pirate thong that all the fashionable damsels wear. Chicks who wear pirate thongs support Basil in his blogwar! Gizoogle Paris Hilton’s cell phone number The Niggas at DFNCTSC Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers Girls big tit Free big tit sites Jamie Lynn Spears naked

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A Blarney Pun

March 19, 2005 – 5:56 pm

Punster extraordinaire Julie with a B has come up with a wonderful pun, especially after I badgered her over my daily pun fix yesterday. Please visit her to read it.

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Shocking

March 3, 2005 – 12:04 pm

The 20-page report details Madison officers’ use of Tasers, including when an officer shot Kaziah Anderson in the chest twice last September. "It hit me, and it was a complete shock," Anderson told News 3’s Joel DeSpain. "I mean, I remember for a good 10 to 15 seconds afterward I was shaking. I was shaking. […]

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Village Penguins

February 23, 2005 – 9:56 pm

First, we had the problem with gay penguins. Then, the issue with letting gay penguins be gay penguins. Now, they are on a 40 city tour.

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How do ye write, swabbie or swabbette?

February 21, 2005 – 11:58 am

Ye need to head on over and try the Gender Genie, which will tell ye whether your writing be male or female (hat tip to Cassandra at Villainous Company, via Tigerhawk). I’ll admit, some of me stuff comes out female, some male. Checked about 10 posts, was about 7-3 male. I checked out some of […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

Took Care of JulieB’s yard

February 19, 2005 – 7:27 pm

Took care of most of Julie with a B’s backyard. Rest is up to you, Julie. See, I can use my powers for good, now and then.

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Just to Tick off the women

February 3, 2005 – 7:55 pm

Just to tick off any of the women that pop in (Hat tip to SalMonella2), go here.

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