Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Retro Pirate’s Cove: Moonbat Underwear

What with all the talk of mobile phones causing cancer lately – which seems to be gaining traction with the normal Credentialed Media outlets – here’s an oldy but goody If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild. While the debate about just how dangerous […]

A Black Hole Will Kill Us All

Now, for the wonky news of the day More fighting in Iraq. Somalia in chaos. People in this country can’t afford their mortgages and in some places now they can’t even afford rice. None of this nor the rest of the grimness on the front page today will matter a bit, though, if two men […]

Spitzer Hooker Gone Wild Part II

I mentioned the other day about Spitzer Hooker, aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre/Ashley Youmans, dancing like a spaz in a Girls Gone Wild video, as well as being 17. Now, I am not going to pay the $30 to download the uncensored version and upload it to the Free Interwebz, but, below the fold, have an […]

Things You Did Not Know About The Penis

I’m not kidding. No, really. It’s news. cBS says so! Here are some things you might have wondered about your penis, but were afraid to ask. No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own You’ve probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was […]

Hulu!

I remember hearing about Hulu a while back, and, finally online. Some interesting content from the big networks, licensed and legal! Clips and full length features (H/t Hot Air) Check to see how it comes out. They are a bit wide for a lot of blogs at 510 width.

Answering The Age Old “Mary Ann Or Ginger?” Question

Mary Ann Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on ”Gilligan’s Island,” is serving six months’ unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. Woops!

Hey You! No Dying!

I’m serious! The mayor of a village in south west France has banned residents from dying. And Gerard Lalanne has threatened “severe” punishment for anyone who disobeys. The mayor issued the unusual edict when it became clear that there was no room left in the overcrowded village graveyard in Sarpourenx in the Bordeaux region. In […]

Victoria Going Less Sexy

Washington Post Maybe it was the lusty mannequins in its stores, the massage oil on its shelves or the overabundance of cleavage on the glittery runway of its annual TV fashion show. But yesterday, Victoria’s Secret chief executive Sharen J. Turney acknowledged that the chain had gotten “too sexy.” Is such a thing even possible? […]

Judgement Day Is Almost Here, Beeatches!

Form the resistence now! Increasingly autonomous, gun-totting robots developed for warfare could easily fall into the hands of terrorists and may one day unleash a robot arms race, a top expert on artificial intelligence told AFP. “They pose a threat to humanity,” said University of Sheffield professor Noel Sharkey ahead of a keynote address Wednesday […]

Lindsay Lohan Nude?

Yup. Mostly. Look on the bright side, though. At least she is not opening the hood by running into something in an automobile! (No nudity below the fold. Safe for work, though racy)   She is recreating Marilyn Monroe’s final photo shoot for New York magazine. Some time in the gym for a muscle tone […]

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