Category Archives: Climate Cult

Faith Leaders Ask For Golden Calf For Climate Christmas

“I am the Lord thy God. Thou shall not have strange gods before Me.” Faith leaders ask for Christmas gifts that ‘honour the Earth’ The seventh UN Environment Assembly (UNEA-7) met in Nairobi on December 8-12, under the theme “Advancing sustainable solutions for a resilient environment”. “We all want the same thing: a better future […]

Say, What Does Climate Doom Mean For White Christmases?

Wow, the doomsday cult is out a bit early for this What Climate Change Means for White Christmases If you’ve been dreaming of a white Christmas, be warned that it might not become a reality. Yeah, I live in North Carolina, so, it almost never happens. The last time on “record” was 2010, but, really, […]

NY Times Reader Wonders How He Can Get His Climate Cult Wife To Stop Nagging People

Maybe ask her if she’s made her life carbon neutral? Or to calm down? How Can I Stop My Wife From Badgering Our Friends About Climate Change? My wife has become an eco-warrior. She has strong feelings about the environment and other people’s carbon footprints. She challenges our friends repeatedly about their lifestyle choices. I […]

Your Fault: Syracuse’s Massive Snow Projection Is A Sign Of Climate Doom

I mean, seriously, you could have moved into a tiny home, given up meat, and walked to work, but, nope Opinion: 140 inches of projected Syracuse snow shows climate change severity On Nov. 11, the first snow of the semester greeted the city of Syracuse, to which residents and students responded with thicker jackets and winter boots. […]

Cult Asks What ‘Climate Change’ Means For Your Thanksgiving

I wonder what it meant when it was first established, back during the Little Ice Age? What Climate Change Means For Your Thanksgiving Dinner For people around the U.S., Thanksgiving is a chance to enjoy the best an autumn harvest has to offer—from sweet potatoes and pumpkin to turkey and green beans. It is, while […]

Cringe: Youts Learning About Future Jobs To Stop Climate Doom

It’s bad enough the youts are being indoctrinated, and will probably get themselves into serious debt for degrees that will mostly likely keep them destitute, but, this gets rather cringe Kids most affected by climate change explore jobs to fix it at the Future Green Leaders Summit At the 2025 Future Green Leaders Summit, middle […]

Your Fault: Relationships Suffer Due To Hotcoldwetdry

Have I seen this one before? I guess if we want to include harassing your relatives at Thanksgiving and Christmas Couples therapist Orna Guralnik thinks climate change is affecting your relationship Psychoanalyst and clinical psychologist Orna Guralnik became one of America’s favorite couples therapists through her role on the Showtime docuseries “Couples Therapy.” Guralnik has […]

Cult: Amazon Being Cut Down For COP30 Is “Complex”

It’s rather bad optics to see tons of trees cut down to build a road (using petroleum based asphalt) to bring the 40K+ who took fossil fueled flights to a climate conference, eh? I’m actually surprised it too this long for the doomsday cult to come up with an Excuse, but, I guess there being […]

Teachers To Be Required To Teach That ‘Climate Change’ Is All Your Fault In PRNY

See, Democratic Science requires a one sided belief in the People’s Republik Of New York State Ed says teachers must teach human causes of climate change Students must learn about climate change and environmental stewardship, the Board of Regents has decided. The topic has been required in high school science classes for years. But now […]

ABC News Helpfully Explains How Cultists Can Alleviate Their Climate Anxiety

Me, I’d suggest visiting a fully accredited mental health professional who can deprogram the Warmists. Let’s see what ABC has to say Climate change is in the news during COP30. We’ve got tips to tackle your climate anxiety Every autumn, news feeds get flooded with stories about climate change. That’s because around this time each […]

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