Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Say, Will Hotcoldwetdry Make You Fat?

And with more taxpayer funded studies we might get the truth as to whether we need more taxpayer funded studies to find more information Will global warming make you fat? First it was fats, then it was carbs, but one day we might be blaming climate change for our expanding waistlines. Climate change is already […]

Climate “Scientists” Who Make Their Living Forecasting Doom Forecast Sooner Doom

But not too soon, because then people would shortly realize they are all doom mongers, snake oil salesmen, and charlatans Scientists Warn of Perilous Climate Shift Within Decades, Not Centuries The nations of the world agreed years ago to try to limit global warming to a level they hoped would prove somewhat tolerable. But leading […]

“13 million Americans could become climate refugees” Or something

Dooooooooom (CBS News) More than 13 million Americans could become climate refugees by 2100 if the worst sea-level rise comes to pass, new research suggests. Rising seas caused by climate change could permanently flood hundreds of U.S. counties, according to the study. The hardest-hit county will be Miami-Dade, Florida, where 2 million people could be […]

Global Warming Today: Meat Is Murder Or Something

So, you’re thinking of a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner? You’re looking forward to spring so you can crack open the grill and cook up some awesome strip steaks? Heck, maybe you’ve said “damn the cold and snow, we’re grilling out!” Well, you’re a murderer. So says Vice’s Matt Smith Meat Is […]

‘Climate Change’ To Cause Up To 500,000 Extra Deaths A Year By 2050 Or Something

Another day, another breathless report on Doom from ‘climate change’ (UK Guardian) Climate change could kill more than 500,000 people a year globally by 2050 by making their diets less healthy, according to new research published in the Lancet. The research is the first to assess how the impacts of global warming could affect the […]

Quick, Pass A Carbon Tax: ‘Climate Change’ Could Expand Range Of Snakes

Today’s story of doom, which could easily be solved if we initiated a carbon tax! Snakes’ Expanding Habitat Could Bring Their Venom to Surprising Places Forget the spread of ticks and mosquitos. Climate change could be responsible for bigger bites by drawing poisonous snakes northward into a band along the U.S. and Canadian border, as […]

The World Could Become Like Mad Max From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Personally, I blame the vast amounts of fossil fuels to produce movies and TV shows from the liberal entertainment industry ‘Mad Max’ Is A Lot Scarier When You Realize That’s Where We Could Be Headed Two winners at Sunday night’s Academy Awards used their time on stage to warn audiences about the dangers of climate […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ To Cause Catastrophic Weather

The latest scaremongering from the Cult of Climastrology Climate Change Effects on Weather Are “Potentially Catastrophic,” Scientist Says The long-term effects of climate change are still unclear, but, as one scientist explained on Thursday, there is already “pretty scary” evidence that the planet is in for a series of dramatic, and dangerous, changes. “The evidence […]

New Study Shows We’re Totally Doomed From Sea Rise Or Something

Another day, another activist study from members of the Cult of Climastrology. Memeorandum has the big pull with an opinion piece disguised as a news article entitled Seas Are Rising at Fastest Rate in Last 28 Centuries by hyper-Warmist Justin Gillis. I prefer the NJ.com article, which I saw last night (you can often find […]

NY Times: ‘Climate Change” Could Cause Contagious Cancer

Today’s scaremonger, via the Paper Of Record (via Climate Depot and Junk Science) Scientists Ponder the Prospect of Contagious Cancer Imagine if instead, cancer cells had the ability to press on to another body. A cancer like that would have the power to metastasize not just from organ to organ, but from person to person, […]

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