Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

ClimaBummer: Japan Just Saw Earliest Blossoming Of Cherry Blossom Trees In….1,200 Years

You know what this means? Climate doom. All because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled travel and take the train or bus, refuse to stop eating juicy burgers, and won’t give up your money, freedom, and choice to Government Japan just recorded its earliest cherry blossom bloom in 1,200 years. Scientists warn it’s […]

We’re Saved! Energy Company Makes Spotify List For Climate Apocalypse

I was getting worried for a moment Energy Company Makes Spotify Playlist to Reduce People’s Climate Crisis Concerns European energy company Vattenfall has produced a Spotify playlist to help people who are losing sleep over the climate crisis. The “Super Soothing Climate Progress Engineering Tracks” allow listeners to hear the technical details around energy production, hydroelectric power and […]

You Know What’s Super Scary? Cherry Blossom Trees Blooming A Bit Earlier From Climate Apocalypse

You know it’s a doomsday cult when they can find the most mundane thing and turn it into a sign of the apocalypse. There’s nothing unusual about trees blooming a bit early during a low level Holocene warm period. It’s happened many times before and will happen again. But, this is your fault this time, […]

Doom: Hotcoldwetdry Threatens Potato Chip Production!

This is horrible, and all your fault, you know Climate Change Threatens Potato Chip Production, Global Food Storage Climate change poses significant dangers to global food supplies as rising temperatures make storage more difficult, The Associated Press reports. Food around the world is stored outside after harvest, before processing, but rising temperatures and other altered […]

Your Fault: Earth Will Soon Have “Ultra-Heat Waves”

Yeah, I saw you take that fossil fueled trip down the road when you could have walked Ignoring climate change will lead to “ultra-extreme” heatwaves In a new study from the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry, experts report that ignoring the signs of climate change will lead to “ultra-extreme” heatwaves in the Middle East and […]

BBC Wonders Why More People Aren’t Doing More On Climate Crisis (scam)

Us Skeptics wonder that, too. Why don’t those card carrying members of the Cult of Climastrology do more in their own lives to comport with their Beliefs? Why do so few give up their fossil fueled vehicles, move into tiny homes/apartments, give up meat, send lots of their money to the official tax collecting agency […]

Bummer: St. Andrews Golf Course Could Maybe Possibly Be Underwater By 2050

All because you drive your fossil fueled vehicle to the golf course and have an evil hotdog and syrupy soda at the turn St. Andrews could be underwater by 2050, according to a new climate-change study The Home of Golf could be underwater as soon as 2050, according to a new climate-change study. The study, […]

Your Fault: Oceans Being Fundamentally Changing The Structures Of Ocean Or Something

All because you decided to take a fossil fueled flight on vacation and have an evil burger Global warming is ‘fundamentally’ changing the structure of oceans, study says Scientists are sounding the alarm over the impact climate change is having on the world’s oceans. Sounds more like they are activists than scientists In a new […]

The Climate (scam) Crisis Has Become A Mental Health Crisis (part lots)

Now that it’s starting to get warm again, the stories about the climate scam messing with people’s mental health start to become more prevalent. Is it real? In a way. The grand high poobahs of the Cult of Climastrology constantly trot out prognostications of utter doom. They teach the Coming Doom in schools. Warmists read […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Lengthen Hottest Temps By 6 Months

We could have endless summer (which also causes massive cold spells and Bad Weather snow), all because you like your burgers Endless Summer? Climate Crisis Could Lengthen Hottest Temperatures by Six Months Six months of summer may sound like a school child’s fantasy, but it could be a very real, and very serious, impact of […]

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