Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Sriracha Is In A Nationwide Shortage

If only you had given up your modern lifestyle and allowed government to control your life There’s a nationwide Sriracha shortage, and climate change may be to blame Sorry, Sriracha fans, your favorite hot sauce is running out nationwide. The company that makes Sriracha, Huy Fong Foods, wrote in an email to customers in late […]

Too Much Plant Food Likely To Slow Plant Growth Or Something

You know, because a tiny increase in the global temperatures since 1850 are super bad Climate Change Likely to Slow Plant Growth in Northern Hemisphere Plants are a highly effective carbon sink. Globally, forests absorb about 7.6 billion metric tons of carbon dioxide per year, about 1.5 times the annual emissions of the United States. Since […]

Say, Are Reports Of Climate Apocalypse Making Things Worse?

The Baltimore Sun has thoughts, as reprinted in the Daily Jefferson County Union Climate change: Are reports of our doom making matters worse? Even the most casual observer of current events has to admit there is much to be gloomy about. From public health (monkeypox and COVID-19 variants) to mass shootings (Buffalo, New York, and […]

Vox Notices That It’s A Really Bad Idea To Give Kids Climate Anxiety

Yeah, they’re about 10 years too late Stop telling kids that climate change will destroy their world Some “climate anxiety” is the product of telling kids — falsely — that they have no future. My 5-year-old daughter is now old enough to read a lot of books and magazines aimed at children, and it’s given […]

Your Fault: Dengue Fever Hitting Singapore, ‘Climate Change’ Omen

If you would only agree to take the bus instead of your fossil fueled vehicle, give up meat, and give government climate dictatorial powers we could solve this Singapore’s dengue ’emergency’ is a climate change omen for the world Singapore says it is facing a dengue “emergency” as it grapples with an outbreak of the […]

Bad News: Moose Population Is Booming Due To ‘Climate Change’

This is all your fault, you know Moose population boom, linked to climate change, inspires some hunting changes In southwestern Alaska, where there is a mix of tundra, mountains, forests and river-crossed terrain, there has been a rapid transformation in the wildlife. In the Togiak National Wildlife Refuge specifically, the moose population has increased a […]

Climate Moonbat Ties Herself To Wimbledon Net

Hey, let’s start here Why mental health is a priority for action on climate change Climate change poses serious risks to mental health and well-being, concludes a new WHO policy brief, launched today at the Stockholm+50 conference. The Organization is therefore urging countries to include mental health support in their response to the climate crisis, citing examples […]

Climate Cult Gets Dirty, Claims Pizza Sauce Is Next On The Hit List

Well, well, well, this is a new one. I’ve never seen them go after pizza sauce, which is a pretty dirty trick, because everyone loves pizza. Unless you’re weird. Oh, and remember how some leading Warmists say to stop attempting to scaremonger? Equilibrium/Sustainability — Climate change’s next victim: Pizza sauce Increasingly hot and dry climate […]

Your Fault: Midwestern Corn Could Be Wiped Out From ‘Climate Change’

Of course it’s gonna happen in 80 years. But, it won’t happen if you simply Comply Climate change could spell the end for Midwestern corn, study finds The midwestern Corn Belt — which roughly covers parts of Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska and Kansas — will be “unsuitable” for cultivating corn by 2100 if climate change continues […]

Climate Doom: Siberia And Hummingbirds

All because you refuse to stop taking fossil fueled travel and buy a bike Siberian tundra ‘could disappear by 2050’ due to climate change The Siberian tundra could have vanished entirely by the middle of this century, researchers have warned. Temperatures in the Arctic are soaring due to climate change, and larch forests are steadily marching […]

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