Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Climate Anxiety Causes Warmist To No Longer Watch Her Favorite Movies Or Something

Remember, we’re supposed to take this seriously, because this Science! It’s hard to enjoy “Up in the Air” while wondering who is offsetting George Clooney’s carbon emissions. https://t.co/hnVtivd7lI — The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 27, 2019 Climate doom derangement syndrome. From the screed we get a list of these movies, such as “When Harry Met Sally”: It […]

You Are Not Safe From The Existential Dread Of ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

This whole “everybody panic” stuff is just so 2006 You are not safe: My life under the existential dread of climate change Weeks after I moved to New Orleans from Los Angeles, I awoke around 7:30 in the morning to the sound of crackling lightning and pouring rain. I looked out the window, and dark […]

Bummer: Fremont Police Give Up On High Speed Chase When Tesla Runs Low On Power

There are certainly other ways police give up on high speed chases. Safety is one of them. You never hear about them giving up because they ran out of gas https://twitter.com/JimW_in_NM/status/1176973783124475904 The Godfather Politics post leads to Fremont police Tesla runs low on juice during high-speed chase The last thing a police officer trying to […]

Bummer: Prince Harry’s Eco-Anxiety Leaves Him Struggling To Get Out Of Bed

But, he has a solution for it Prince Harry: Eco-Anxiety Leaves Me Struggling to Get Out of Bed He might look like he’s got it made: a vast personal fortune, a beautiful wife, celebrity friends (and easy access to their fleet of private jets), most of his own hair, and free food. But don’t let […]

Catholic Missionaries Compare St. Greta To Virgin Mary Or Something

Because of course they did And they say that climate alarmism is not a religious cult?Catholic missionaries compare Greta Thunberg to the Virgin Mary.https://t.co/DDZFHdTeRUI don't recall Mary making angry speeches in the Roman Senate. — Patrick Moore (@EcoSenseNow) September 25, 2019 From the link The Maryknoll missionaries have thrown their support behind 16-year-old climate activist […]

Eco-Anxiety Is Causing Chipped Teeth Or Something

Apparently, no one ever had anxiety or stress or stuff beforehand Why your dentist is worried about the world On a recent visit to my dentist, our conversation turned serious. “People are so tense these days,” David told me as he tested the drill as though just back from Guantanamo Bay. Unable to speak, and […]

Climate Nutters Plan To Shut Down D.C. Commute This Morning

This should surely endear their cause to ordinary people, right? Especially since many who are commuting into D.C. vote Democrat already (USA Today) Activists calling for action on climate change were disrupting morning commutes across Washington, D.C., Monday morning, just days after hundreds of thousands demonstrated alongside school children for Global Climate Strike rallies. Shut Down D.C. aimed to “disrupt […]

Climate Cult Grand Poobah Al Gore Thinks That The Climate Crisis Is A War We Can Win

Manbearpig crawled out of his hole to drop an op-ed at the NY Times The Climate Crisis Is The Battle Of Or Time, And We Can Win Things take longer to happen than you think they will, but then they happen much faster than you thought they could. The destructive impacts of the climate crisis […]

Jerry Nadler Claims ‘Climate Change’ Will Reduce Life On Earth To Bacteria Or Something

Excitable Jerry Nadler should stick with his Russia Russia Russia stuff, though, this kind of apoplectic apocalyptic yammering is certainly not out of bounds within the Cult of Climastrology WATCH–Jerry Nadler: Climate Change Will Reduce Life to ‘Bacteria’ House Judiciary Committee Chairman and Democrat New York Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) claimed Friday that the impact […]

Surprise: The Green New Disaster Is About Building A Whole New World

Strange, I thought it was about solving ‘climate change’. No? The Green New Deal is really about designing an entirely new world (lots of yapping about FDR’s New Deal, which they even say caused a lot of today’s problems) The Green New Deal resolution states it’s the duty of the U.S. “to invest in the […]

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