Author Archives: William Teach

Pirates in the Empire of Blogs!

Avast, me hearties, it is time to reveal that the Eysle of Whoa!, where ye Pirate’s Cove is located, is an elephant shaped eysland just north of West Friesland, on the Map of the Empire of Blogs, from whence our Letters of Marquis allow us to strike out and raid, pillage, and plunder any ship […]

Easley in 2008?

From News14: Gov. Mike Easley continues to get special mentions in the national media — along with a half-dozen or more others — as a possible Democratic contender for the presidency in 2008. For now, Easley is shrugging off a spotlight he has never fully embraced and, through a spokeswoman, joked about the attention. "It […]

Prozac, anyone?

Others have blogged about this happening in other parts of the country, now we have "support groups" and therapy for the "anybody but Bushers," now we have it in the Triangle. In fact, group therapy may be on the way. Irene Kennedy, a Raleigh clinical social worker, is trying to assemble a support group for […]

Arafat to Ramallah

Folks, if you are up and read this, turn on the news. It is not looking really safe in Rammallah, with the black clad AK-47 toting Hammas members present in the crowd. Live on Fox, and I am sure on the other stations. Not switching away. The crowd has been chanting for Arafat to be […]

Monterey Bay Aquarium: Visitor Information – Monterey Bay Cam

Wow. This is the real swag. Grab your spyglass, me buckos, and take a gander at the live cams at the Montery Bay Aquarium, on line 7am to 7pm PST. Full streaming. I was looking for more on the Great White that they have on display, and had forgotten how interesting live cams can be! […]

Ye Olde Daile Silliness(e)

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a […]

You out there Lefties?

Please see N.Z. Bear. He has the straight truth. Post of the Month. While I, for one, get a kick out the loons actions for short periods of time, their insanity gets old. And possibly dangerous. Before the election, I made a deal with a friend of a friend to buy a Beretta 9000s if […]

Absurdity Extreme

The woman who admits she ran down a man on Interstate 40 took the stand Wednesday in the case against a friend who tried to cover for her. Rabah Samara faces felony and misdemeanor hit-and-run charges for his role in the death of Stephen Gates. Gates was changing a flat tire on Interstate 40 on […]

R.I.H.

Arafat has finally kicked the bucket (though, they apparently do not know why yet.) He is done. Toast (hopefully, literally.) Several world leaders have chimed in: French President Jacques Chirac eulogized Arafat as a "man of courage and conviction who, for 40 years, has been the incarnation of the Palestinians’ combat for recognition of their […]

It Keeps Getting Better and Better

It may not have been just the Raleigh office of the GOP that was vandalized: The suspected anarchists may have destroyed more than the Republican headquarters. Some homes in Raleigh were recently vandalized and police believe members of the underground group may be responsible. One homeowner who says the Bush/Cheney sign on his lawn made […]

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