Cult Of Climastrology Member Shocked To Find It Gets Hot In The Summer

Climate change suddenly got personal, you guys, says Warmist Carol Pierson Holding

A Common Motivation to Solve Climate Change


For the first time, I am suffering because of rising temperatures that, like California’s drought, are most likely the result of climate change.

I get heat headaches that can grow into migraines. My nervous system shorts and my extremities grow numb. I can’t think clearly and typing is difficult.

Climate change is suddenly personal.

And that changes everything.

I don’t have the energy to be outraged anymore. I’m just trying to stay focused on getting through my day without taking a toxic amount of Advil to reduce the pounding in my head until the heat of the day dissipates into a blessedly cool evening.

First, it gets warm, even hot in the summer! Amazing, eh? As someone who spends a lot of time outside (and always have), I wear light clothes, I drink lots of water, and use sunscreen. If I start feeling a bit nauseous or lightheaded, I go inside. So do others. Sounds like this little snowflake is a bit delicate. Interestingly, these same Warmists want to bad air conditioning. What? Oh, right, they want to ban it for people in 3rd World nations.

Second, if it is “suddenly personal”, does that mean Carol plans to give up her own use of fossil fuels and go carbon neutral, and preach to all her liberal Warmist friends to do the same?

Despite our very different experiences, every one of us is compromised by the effects of climate change. At some point won’t we all see that we’re aligned in a common cause? Using water illegally addresses personal pain with a short-term solution. So does buying bottled water. Or hiding out in a dark air-conditioned room as I did last week. On the other hand, working together to mitigate climate change and insisting that our leaders do the same could give us back the lush, fertile land in Rancho Santa Fe, the San Joaquin Valley, Seattle — and all over the world for that matter. We’ll all be better off.

Ah. Government solutions. Of course.

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13 Responses to “Cult Of Climastrology Member Shocked To Find It Gets Hot In The Summer”

  1. USMCMGB says:

    “I get heat headaches that can grow into migraines. My nervous system shorts and my extremities grow numb. I can’t think clearly and typing is difficult.”
    So what is she doing, sitting out in the parking lot typing? I’m not a doctor but I’d be willing to bet the farm that this nimrod is not suffering from “climatosis” caused by “Climate Change” but “liberalosis” caused by a lack of basic common sense. This would be hysterical if these clowns didn’t take the “Climate Change” nonsense so seriously. I never know whether to laugh at or cry for these people. They’re just pitiful human beings that can’t deal with a problem unless it’s something they can do on their cell phone, tablet or computer. Or foist onto their government daddy.

    • John says:

      Perhaps you might read the U.S. navy’s. Arctic. roadmap they publish one every 4 years
      Or look at what the usmc says about their use of alternative energy in the battlefield

  2. John says:

    Teach you drive a car with ac you work in an office you stay inside and read science fiction
    Exactly what would you have us think you are doing outside ?
    surfing? Not any more

  3. Dana says:

    I grew up in the South, and went to school in a 1937 WPA/CCC building. It had asphalt tile floors, and the “air conditioning” consisted of 12 foot tall windows; the teacher would pull down the top window some, and open the bottom one part way, for better air circulation, and that was it.

    When you grow up in the Confederacy, you get used to summers being warm.

    Oh, wait, am I allowed to say Confederacy? I denounce myself!

  4. I don’t usually answer your make it about me deflections, John, but, I’ll answer this one this time.

    I spend a good chunk of my day outside selling. On days when I am off at 5, provided I get out on time, I’m either going to walk 9 holes, go for a jog, or hit the gym. On days off I might play 9 or 18, maybe go fishing, sit outside reading my Kindle. Maybe at the pool.

    Maybe a trip to the zoo or the beach. If only I could go surfing every day. Alas, the beach is over 2 hours away. Maybe I’ll post a picture of the incredible farmers tan, fact and lower arms, I have from the time spent outside.

    In fact, I’m chilling inside drinking water from too much heat, a fact of life here in NC.

    Ok, you got part of my life, how about you?

  5. david7134 says:

    So, the woman is complaining about how the heat adversely effects her and that translates to climate change. And, instead of working on a solution to filter the minor CO2 production from fossil fuels, she implies that changing our system of government and economy will have some influence on the heat. This despite the fact that everyone, even those in the religion of climate change, have stated that elimination of our economy will only have a minuscule alteration in CO2 production. I am sorry, I can’t understand this religion.

  6. david7134 says:

    Oh, I forgot, anytime a woman comes in with those complaints, number one on my problem list is a severe neurotic condition.

  7. david7134 says:

    Those of us in the South are deplorable and offensive to the North. We are the scum of the earth. So, why don’t our Yankee masters let us go? We could have our own little country and they would be free of what they consider the most horrible people in the world.

  8. JGlanton says:

    Poor thing. No doubt she learned her skills at whimpering about her shorted nerves at the $36,000/year high school for important girls that she attended in Los Angeles. That appears to be the total extent of her formal education. It’s little wonder that she believes that her own Very Important body is the bellweather of global climate catastrophe.

  9. JGlanton says:

    Oh. Now that I see her current photo instead of the old one on her Facebook page, I see clearly what she is suffering from. Carol is going through menopause. It feels a lot like climate change, but only for women.

  10. Dana says:

    Mr 7134 wrote:

    Those of us in the South are deplorable and offensive to the North. We are the scum of the earth. So, why don’t our Yankee masters let us go? We could have our own little country and they would be free of what they consider the most horrible people in the world.

    ‘Twas a bit odd that a country whose founding document was one in which we declared our right to independence from Great Britain couldn’t see that a group of states had a similar right to declare themselves independent of the Union. And the United States has supported separatist movements and moves for independence all around the globe, really, for everyplace but right at home.

    But the Yankees would miss winter vacations in Florida, and golf in Myrtle Beach, and oil from Texas and Louisiana . . . .

  11. Funny part is, for all the caterwauling by liberals about the South, they sure are moving down here, trying to escape the wreckage they created in northern cities.

  12. Liam Thomas says:

    LOLOL……a new angle….lets make this personal.

    I know…..heat causes me headaches therefor lets get rid of air conditioning and then in 163 years the effects of that will lower the co2 by 10 points.

    Its actually funny…..AGW truthers are hilariously funny now….they really are becoming unhinged as they realize that Captialism is harder to bring down then they thought possible.

    They have failed to grasp now that in China there are shopping malls popping up at the amazing rate of literally about 1 per day all over the country.

    That a billion plus people are literally screaming for STUFF in a wonky form of Communism that has turned to the power of capitalism to drive its engine.

    They have learned from the utter retardation of the former USSR that their economic model does not work even though they agree with communism in general.

    Vlady boy in russia has changed the model in Russia to that of a wonky version of Capitalistic Communism.

    I have travel both countries and its actually amazing to see McDonalds and Starbucks everywhere in Russia and sky scrapers and autos and motorcycles and Chinese walking the streets in business suits.

    Capitalism is the most effective model ever created in the history of man and the AGW truthers are trying to destroy it when its a 100 trillion dollar a year driver of the worlds economy.

    The chinese will just start rounding up AGW truthers and shooting them when they challenge their model….Vlady will just make his disappear or have a little poison episode.

    Capitalism is too powerful to fail…..Now that you even have Socialists(Europe) Communist(Russia, China)embracing it….it is here to stay.

    And its all driven by energy………I dare the AGW crowd to try and take that away from every country on earth.

    You are all comical morons….Even Al Gore, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg and George Soros are making money had over fist off of fossil fuels…..I dare you to end their empires because your afraid the world will get 3.5 degrees warmer in a 100 years.

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