Hotcoldwetdry Causes Spike In Fur Hat Sales

Of course, Warmists will proclaim that man induced global warming is not uniform and can cause cooling or something

(Guardian) With bitterly cold weather setting in across Britain, the Cossack hat is shaping up as winter 2012’s high street fashion hit. The style made glamorous by Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago, and more recently by Keira Knightley in Anna Karenina, is doing swift trade across the UK.

John Lewis says sales are up 36% year-on-year, and 320% in the last three weeks as temperatures have plummeted.

Marks & Spencer has also noted a significant uplift. Compared with last winter, sales of black Cossack hats have quadrupled, while purple, a new colour for 2012, is also performing well.

I’m sure a Warmist has a tailor made explanation for this.

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4 Responses to “Hotcoldwetdry Causes Spike In Fur Hat Sales”

  1. Gumball_Brains says:

    I’m sure a Warmist has a tailor made explanation for this.

    waiting with eager anticipation

    wait.. PURPLE?!!?!?

  2. What’s wrong with purple? (East Carolina U grad. Then again, I won’t drive a gold car or wear gold)

  3. Gumball_Brains says:

    heh. Purple in general I have no problem with. But a purple fur hat? (woooof)

  4. Yeah, I wouldn’t wear it, either.

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