Gov’t Warns Of Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Everybody panic!!!!!!!!!

(Yahoo News) “The zombies are coming!” the Homeland Security Department says.

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you’re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

Oh. Just a drill that teases us with the coming zombie apocalypse. Crap!

Actually, this isn’t a bad idea. There are a bunch of zombie clubs around the country who mostly do it for pure fun, but they plan for the Z.A., all in fun, and often partner with first responders to help out.

But, yeah, sucks that’s not real. Sniffle. I actually read a ton of zombie books. Love ’em. They’re more about people surviving a calamity rather than about the zombies.

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