Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Pirates

  1. pirate monkey beerPillage then burn.
  2. Never turn your back on an enemy.
  3. Do unto others.
  4. Don’t be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
  5. Enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy, no more, no less.
  6. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you’ll go.
  7. Only cheaters prosper.

Heh heh. Part of the Schlock Mercenary universe

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3 Responses to “Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Pirates”

  1. Rosemary says:

    That is so funny what you did to McCain’s pic. LOL. Good job there, matey!

  2. John Ryan says:

    Teach also likes the Somali pirates

  3. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    I’ve been to Somalia Warlib Ryan… Shame you haven’t been there. You are the warlord of liberal spin if there ever was one.

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