I reckon y'all really need to head on over to that thar bRight (I get it!) & Early place, and check out Jihad Jeopardy.
Some answers from Pirate's Cove:
- *Know Your Curvy Swords: what would be a scimitar (or cutlass)
- *The Dixie Chicks And Other Women Who, Although They Won't Cover Themselves, Are Cool With Us: did someone mention naked ladies? (gee, that should screw up the spam :))
- *Names Without "Muhammad" In Them: who would be Teach, Jebediah, Long Dong Silver
- *Rights Denied To Women By God: what would be the ability to lean against a wall while peeing drunkenly. Cannot really use the toilet tank when settin.
- *Infamous Infidels: who would be Rusty, Teach, anyone not Progressive
- *Name That Cab Driver: who is Salaami Salaami, Hockmed, Doyouspekindenles
- *Famous Muslim Last Names Containing Less Than 23 Consonants: there are none.
- *Lionel Richie Songs That Go Perfect with Beheadings: what would be Hello and Dancing on the ceiling
- *U.S. Presidents. . . Who Will Die Boiling In A Cauldron Of Oil Heated By The Fires Of Hell: who would be Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.
- *Toys And Games That Children Can Be Beheaded For Playing With: what would be Anotomically Correct Barbie, sans Burka
- *Airports With Really Lame Security: what would be Atlanta
- *Sand, Sand, Everywhere Sand: what would be Progressive back yards
- *Why All Americans Must Die: what would be this example
- *Convenience Store Owners Who Look Like That Iranian President Guy: who would be most in the North East
- *Rhymes With Hezbollah: what is Democrats
- *Wars In The History Of Man Not Started By The Jews: what is The War Of The Roses.
- *Smells Like Shiite:what would be the Democratic Underground
- *Famous Well-Endowed Dictators: who would be Hillary Clinton
- *Maniacal Mullahs: who would be Howard Dean
- *Things That Make You Declare Jihad: what would be Newsweek
I tell ya, it is hard being a redneck Islamic. The mainstay of Southern food is barbecue, which is a noun, not a verb.
