Monthly Archives: October 2005

Penguin Wars

October 12, 2005 – 9:53 pm

Oh, Lord, he found more penguin stuff. Penguin Conspiracies: they’re EVIL! Be afraid, very afraid. Free Waterfall, Sr.: Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins. But if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it. Leela: I’m sorry, but if it’s fun in any way, it’s not environmentalism. Free Waterfall, Sr.: Oh, really? […]

By William Teach Posted in Humor 1 Comment

I Reckon I Be Flabbergasted

October 12, 2005 – 2:18 pm

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. FIrst off, a great "Duh" moment: Couch potatoes may quickly accumulate a type of deep abdominal fat that contributes to diabetes and other metabolic problems — but regular exercise can prevent or even reverse the process, according to researchers. Their study of overweight, sedentary adults found that those who started working […]

By Jebediah Murphy Posted in White Trash Wednesday 2 Comments

Creating Little Progressives

October 11, 2005 – 9:16 pm

This is how it starts DURHAM, N.C. — Dozens of Duke University students spent time Tuesday in court after being cited in August for underage drinking. Durham police and Alcohol Law Enforcement (ALE) officers cited 175 Duke students for underage drinking during the first week of classes after officers raided three parties at houses off-campus […]

By William Teach Posted in NC News 7 Comments

Bonfire of the Vanities

October 11, 2005 – 7:34 pm

This weeks Bonfire is up at This Blog Is Full Of Crap. One of the most interesting formats I have seen as of yet. Go visit.

By William Teach Posted in Weblogs Comments Off on Bonfire of the Vanities

Sell The Turnpike? It’s Not a Joke

October 11, 2005 – 7:35 am

When I first heard this on Rush’s show while driving around Raleigh looking for lighbulbs yesterday (you wouldn’t believe how hard it was to find a certain type), I though it was a joke: New Jersey, the state with the most highways per square mile, may sell the best-known of them all — the 148-mile […]

By William Teach Posted in New World Happenings 2 Comments

American Flag Bidness

October 10, 2005 – 9:48 pm

Another special member who be joining the American Flag League, Aarrrrr! Give a big hand to Publius Rendezvous. Welcome aboard, Matey!

By William Teach Posted in American Flag 1 Comment

Penguin Poop

October 10, 2005 – 10:51 am

First we had gay penguins, now we have penguin poop: The inventor of artificial testicles for dogs, Nigerian Internet scammers and a team that calculated the pressures created when penguins poop won Ig Nobel prizes for 2005 on Thursday. The spoof prizes, awarded by the science humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research, are presented at […]

By William Teach Posted in Humor Comments Off on Penguin Poop

Say It Ain’t So, Howard

October 10, 2005 – 8:47 am

Is Howard Dean getting a clue? Howard Dean is no longer screaming – he’s scheming. The failed presidential candidate whose howling adieu to the Iowa caucuses helped seal his fate as a presidential candidate is plotting to overhaul the Democratic Party. Borrowing ideas from President Bush’s re-election campaign, Madison Avenue and his own Internet-driven White […]

By William Teach Posted in Politics 12 Comments

Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

October 9, 2005 – 10:00 am

Getting closer!!!! Will liberals dress as sane people on Halloween?

By William Teach Posted in Patriotic Pinup 3 Comments

Devils Beat Rags

October 9, 2005 – 9:08 am

And, yes, don’t expect many posts when the Devils lose (such as to the Flygirls on Friday!) However, it is still not to early to say Vezina for Marty Brodeur. Once again, he was incredible in goal, as the Rangers outshot the Devs 13-1 in the first and 13-7 in second. And with the Devils […]

By William Teach Posted in Devils!!!!! 1 Comment
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