Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Farting Now Considered Battery

Funny story of the day A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, […]

Fighting Teh Gay At The Olympics

So, I was over at the Chicago Tribune, asking the editor a question, namely, why is the Trib not out suing to get Obama’s records released from the University of Illinois regarding Barry’s time with a non-profit linked to William Ayers, when the Trib sued to get Jack Ryan’s divorce papers released. Both are private […]

38 Killed By Vampires

Bats, anyhow At least 38 Warao Indians have died in remote villages in Venezuela, and medical experts suspect an outbreak of rabies spread by bites from vampire bats. Laboratory investigations have yet to confirm the cause, but the symptoms point to rabies, according to two researchers from the University of California at Berkeley and other […]

Bulletproof Bras

Yes, you read that right Thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled “bullet-proof bras.”   Made of white cotton and featuring the word “Polizei” (Police) along the seam, the bras are meant to better protect police women who wear bullet-proof vests. What, no photos?

Dragons Are Real!

Afternoon break from politics and such. Personally, I find this pretty cool Palaeontologists digging in a brickyard in southern Poland have discovered the fossilised remains of a dinosaur that they say is a previously unknown ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The predator dinosaur, given the working name “Dragon”, lived around 200 million years ago, team […]

The Obama Seal Has Been Clubbed!!!!!!

Nooooooo! How could they do this? It was the gift that just kept giving!!!!!! (via Sister Toldjah) Apparently, after major, major, I am talking major snark and snickering, The Missiah has decided to do away with his arrogant, “laughable, ridiculous, preposterous and revealing” pseudo-presidential seal. But, on the bright side, he will surely come up […]

It’s Not A Mouse, It’s The Floor!

Hold your lunch! Dirty Dining: Local 10 Makes Startling Discovery At Hialeah Restaurant Local 10 Problem Solvers made a startling discovery in a Hialeah restaurant — dead mice appear to have been painted over instead of being removed. Those who work at La Reina, located at 3828 W. 16th Ave. in Hialeah, claim there is […]

Phantom Mansion Black

Yes, this is where I am for awhile We’ll take “you’re such a geek” as written! :p

Everybody Wants Some

Bonus 2 dollars after the jump Can’t seem to find the vid where they are up on the mountain where Curtis says “go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way….turn.” Might have to burn and upload.

Caught Them Wascally Thong Bandits!

You know I couldn’t resist this story, even if it wasn’t about pirate thongs Police in a Colorado town say they’ve caught two “thong bandits” who used women’s underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery. Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself […]

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