Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Man With Giant Carbon Footprint Visits Glacier, Tells Us We’re Doomed

As you might be aware, Mr. Obama took a long, fossil fueled trip to Alaska to complain about ‘climate change’. This has made many in the Cult of Climastrology squee, and proclaim the doom, such as the NY Times Editorial Board, which focuses on Obama proclaiming that “we’re not acting fast enough”, that the message […]

Climate Change Means The Death Of Our World And Start Of Another Or Something

Another day, another scary fable. Many within the Cult of Climastrology have recommended, even pleaded, that Warmists stop with the horror stories of future doom. Don’t expect the Cult to listen, despite the failure to move the needle Climate Change Means One World’s Death and Another’s Birth A FEW YEARS ago in a lab in […]

Obama Claims It’s Almost To Late Do Something About Hotcoldwetdry

So, in order to fix this, he took a long, long fossil fueled flight to Alaska, accompanied by a backup jumbo jet and military fighter jets, followed by multiple huge caravans of fossil fueled vehicles (USA Today) President Obama made an ever-more-urgent plea for nations to take action to address climate change Monday, repeatedly telling […]

Warmists Now Claim Persian Gulf Might Get Cyclones

The crystal ball is working overtime (Yahoo News) Climate change is bringing small risks that tropical cyclones will form in the Persian Gulf for the first time, in a threat to cities such as Dubai or Doha which are unprepared for big storm surges, a U.S. study said on Monday. Tampa in Florida and Cairns […]

Cult Of Climastrology Predicts 2015 To Be Hottest Year Ever!

Yet, this still wouldn’t prove anthropogenic causation, just a Holocene warm period Climate change: 2015 will be the hottest year on record ‘by a mile’, experts say Climate scientists are predicting that 2015 will be the hottest year on record “by a mile”, with the increase in worldwide average temperatures dramatically undermining the idea that […]

Climate Change Is Causing Injuries Because It’s Nice Outside And People Go Play

It’s so utterly horrible. Nice weather leads to people going outside and hurting themselves while playing. And no one ever hurt themselves outside before CO2 hit 350ppm, you know (Climate Progress) People of all ages — not just the elderly — are more at risk of death and emergency room visits as the earth warms, […]

Climate Change Is Totally Ruining Hollywood’s Winter Shoots!

Yesterday, I ran an If All You See… post with a sexy lady eating a burger in a movie theater. But, I couldn’t find any “climate change” hysteria related to movie making or movie theaters. Granted, I didn’t spend that long looking. But, hey, what’s this? (via Climate Depot) How Extreme Weather Is Melting Hollywood’s […]

Oh, Noes, July Was The Hottest July In 4.5 Billion Years!!!!!!

We’re doomed, doomed I tell you, all because you, dear reader, refused to allow Government to regulate your entire life (USA Today) July was the hottest month worldwide since records began being kept in 1880, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced Thursday. The temperature in July, when averaged for all locations around the […]

Latest Prognistication: Not Acting On Hotcoldwetdry To Cost $44 Trillion

Prognostication or scary fable? (CNBC) Up to $44 trillion could be going up in smoke if the world does not act on climate change, according to the latest piece of research from U.S. banking giant Citigroup. The report – Energy Darwinism II: Why a Low Carbon Future Doesn’t Have to Cost the Earth — has […]

Climate Change Totally Threatens To Wipe Out Red Pandas!

Another day, another scary story. Will this catch on, replacing the polar bear, a giant carnivore which kills in a bloody frenzy? (Grist) Internet dwellers, unite! The red panda, lord of all things cute, is in danger, and only we can help it. That’s right — the smiling, red-faced stuffed animal that puts your most adorable […]

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