Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Surprise: UN Links Hotcoldwetdry To Ebola And Zika

Warmists linked Ebola to ‘climate change’ when the latest outbreak occurred. Because Ebola obviously only happens because someone drives a fossil fueled vehicle. And, with the rise of Zika, Warmists linked it in the same manner. Now comes the United Nations (The Hill) The United Nations is urging action on climate change as a way […]

Bummer: Shark Attacks Increasing Because Of ‘Climate Change’

Today’s scaremongering story from the Cult of Climastrology, which would probably be more effective if published in June, rather than February Shark Attack Numbers Hit Record Heights in 2015; Overpopulation, Climate Change to Blame Shark hysteria around the globe is reaching an all-time high. It’s like the scene in Jaws where everyone is getting their […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Last 10,000 Years Or Something

The latest dire prognostication from the Cult of Climastrology Climate change likely to extend for next 10,000 years The damaging climate consequences of carbon emissions will grow and persist for millennia without a dramatic new global energy strategy, a new study has warned. Rising global temperatures, ice field and glacial melting and rising sea levels […]

NOAA Is Worried About Beer Threats From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Another day, another dire prediction from disciples of the Cult of Climastrology. It’s not even unique one, as Warmists have tried this schtick regarding beer for years and years, and it has yet to come to pass. In fact, beer in some form has been around since around 12,000 years ago, and production of it […]

‘Climate Change” Could Bring Biblical Plagues Or Something

All because the members of the Cult of Climastrology refuse to give up their own use of fossil fuels and make their lives carbon neutral Climate Change Makes Biblical Plagues a More Regular Threat to Farmers A swarm of locusts that covers the land and the skies, devours crops, and leaves cattle without grass for […]

‘Climate Change’ Will Harm Your Eyes Or Something

Another day, another scary story, all because you, yes you, refuse to handwash your clothes and let them line dry in the middle of winter. And turn your evil heating down to 58. And take a hot shower. And haven’t given up meat. And took a shower longer than 2 minutes. And used more than […]

Bummer: Hotcoldwetdry Means More Fear, Less Fun For Middle Class

A doomy prognostication for a sunny Monday from the Cult of Climastrology Climate change means more fear, less fun for global middle class: UBS The erosion of wealth among the world’s middle class due to climate change is a threat to economic and social stability which could spur its 1 billion members to push for […]

Good Grief: 200 Million Americans To Suffer From CRAP

Climate Related Anxiety Psychopathy In America, 200 Million People Will Suffer ‘Psychological Distress’ From Climate Change A report published by the National Wildlife Foundation finds that the majority of Americans can expect to suffer mental health problems as a result of global warming and warns that our mental health system is not equipped to handle […]

Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Santa Will Soon Lose His Arctic Home

Another crazy Warmist taking advantage of a holiday to push his un-scientific dogma (The Hill) Celebrity scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Friday issued a Christmas warning that climate change will soon rob Santa Claus of his home on the North Pole. Tyson, who considers himself agnostic but is often championed by atheists, wrote on Twitter […]

Miami Will Totally Be Inundated By Tiny Amounts Of CO2

Another day, another scary photoshop of a city disappearing into the sea Here’s the 2030 Miami Skyline Photoshopped to Account for Dramatic Sea Level Rise and it’s Horrifying Yesterday we posted a Visualhouse rendering projecting the 2030 Miami skyline. Curbed commenter Erik Botsford put his Photoshop skills to use and revealedwhat a 2030 Miami skyline would look […]

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