Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Say, What If Hurricane Matthew Is The New Normal Or Something? (It’s Not)

Hurricane Matthew swept through North Carolina on Saturday into Sunday. Now it is out to sea, and, interestingly, not doing a loop as all the models stated. It’s no longer even a tropical storm. But, hey, we’re doomed, because Warmists have not given up on their talking points. Here’s one of the more egregious bits […]

CNN: Matthew Looks Like The Future Of Climate Change Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology just can’t help themselves. Hurricanes have happened for a long, long time. We don’t even know how long, because records only go back so far. But, now, they are all linked to anthropogenic climate change, and Warmists are all going bat guano insane, most of whom aren’t even climatologists. […]

Hurricane Matthew Is A Harbinger Of Future Climate Doom Or Something

One would think that the Cult of Climatrology would be a bit reticent about throwing out hurricane predictions, considering how wrong they’ve already been. First we were told that the big 2005 season would be the new normal. Then, when landfalling hurricanes dropped off quickly, we were told that there wouldn’t be as many, but […]

Good News From Washington Post: A President Trump Could Wreck Progress On Hotcoldwetdry

Another day, another crazy editorial from the WP editorial Board. Previously, we’ve learned that a Pres Trump could deport freely (hooray!) and that he’d end the era of US global leadership (not much left to lose after 8 years of Obama) or something. Now we get A President Trump could wreck progress on global warming […]

CO2 Emissions Are Wreaking Havoc On The Planet Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology are such negative nellies. But, at least David Suzuki isn’t telling us to f*ck off David Suzuki: Climate Deniers Are Wrong … CO2 Emissions Are Wreaking Havoc on the Planet Life evolved to live within limits. It’s a delicate balance. Humans need oxygen, but too much can kill us. […]

Surprise: Warmists Blame Beached Whales On ‘Climate Change’

I’m going to start blaming everything on ‘climate change’. Forgot to call a customer back? Climate change. Speeding? Yes, officer, it was climate change. Caught looking at a girl’s posterior, reading what is written on her yoga pants? It was climate change Climate change suspected as whales wash up dead in Chile Several large whales […]

Hey, “Scientists” Discover New Key Source Of Greenhouse Gases Or Something

This has caused the Washington Post’s main climahysteric, Chris Mooney, to hyperventilate But if a new study is correct, there’s a big problem: There might be more greenhouse gases going into the atmosphere than we thought. That would mean an even larger need to cut. The new paper, slated to be published next week in BioScience, confirms […]

Say, How Do We Teach ‘Climate Change’ Without Terrifying School Kids?

This is something Very Concerning to NPR, which seems to forget that the Cult of Climastrology has been attempting to terrify kids for decades Teaching Middle Schoolers Climate Change Without Terrifying Them Bertha Vazquez has taught earth science for more than twenty-five years. “For many years I covered the basic standard, probably like most people […]

Scientists Are Uncertain Why Earth Is Leaking Oxygen, But, They’re Willing To Think It’s ‘Climate Change’

This is has been going on for 800,000 years, but, hey, it’s still probably your fault for driving a fossil fueled vehicle (via Powerline) Earth’s atmosphere is slowly leaking oxygen, and scientists aren’t sure why Don’t panic, but researchers have discovered that oxygen is (very) slowly draining out of Earth’s atmosphere, and right now, they’re […]

The Numbers On Hotcoldwetdry Are Scarier Than We Thought Or Something

The always unhinged Bill McKibben, who uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to travel the globe and attend anti-fossil fuels demonstrations is out with a new unhinged pronouncement Recalculating the Climate Math The numbers on global warming are even scarier than we thought. The future of humanity depends on math. And the numbers in a […]

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