Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

A White Christmas Will Soon Be History Or Something

Remember back to one of the biggest Warmist prognostications about snow being a thing of the past, which included the line “Children just aren’t going to know what snow is.” This has brought endless amusement to many of us who make a lot of fun of this during snow storms. Of course, Warmists never give […]

‘Climate Change’ To Bring Polar Vortex Doom For Christmas

This is all your fault for daring to take a fossil fueled to trip to see your relatives, rather than walking or riding a bike hundreds or thousands of miles. Oh, and it’s brought to you by the same people who always say “weather is not climate”, right before they say every weather event is […]

Rising Seas Will Displace 150 Million By 2100 Or Something

Today’s latest scary prognostication Rising seas will displace 150 million people by 2100, says climate report Lands inhabited by more than 150 million people could be submerged in water by the end of this century. That’s according to the latest projections from a group of US researchers. A new study published in the journal Earth’s Future used […]

Starving Polar Bear Video Makes Climate Alarmists Even Nuttier

The Cult of Climastrology long agon made the polar bear, a massive animal that has no problem killing other animals and humans, the face of climate change doom. They’re having apoplexy over one in particular, and, among the news fables on it, this is possibly the nuttiest Video of starving polar bear fuels fears of […]

Surprise: Worst Case Hotcoldwetdry Prognostications Are Most Accurate Or Something

Who’s surprised by this latest bit of cult validation, raise your hand Worst-case global warming predictions are the most accurate, say climate experts Current predictions of climate change may significantly underestimate the speed and severity of global warming, according to a new study. Reappraisal of the models climate scientists use to determine future warming has […]

‘Climate Change’ Might Lower Salaries Or Something

The latest in scary this might possibly maybe could we think prognostications from the Cult of Climastrology, and this is a Whopper from the same people who think abortion on demand is super awesome, and that fetus’ are just lumps of tissue Climate Change Might Lower Salaries Even if countries take moderate action on climate […]

Bummer: ‘Climate Change’ To Make Thunderstorms Larger And More Frequent

You know what this soothsaying by the AP’s resident hyper-Warmist Seth Borenstein means, right? That thunderstorm activity is going to immediately become much, much less (News-Press Now)  Summer thunderstorms in North America likely will be larger, wetter and more frequent in a warmer world, dumping 80 percent more rain in some areas and worsening flooding, […]

Bummer: Two Canadian Areas Could Soon Be Under Water Or Something

The latest in Doooooooom Two Canadian places that could be under water in 100 years — or sooner It’s easy to ignore, until suddenly it’s not. As the earth warms, Arctic and Antarctic ice sheets melt and sea levels rise steadily – just a third of a centimetre a year or so, but it adds […]

Thousands Of Activist Scientists Warn Of Doom Or Something

Usually, the Alarmist wing of the Cult of Climastrology issue their most doomy proclamations prior to each year’s UN IPCC meetings. But, there are always a few that come out during, in order to attempt to give the conference some news bites (this years is pretty much back page news, if mentioned at all). Like […]

Trump Admin Allows Release Of Report Blaming Mankind For ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Tons of media outlets think they Have Something, in that Team Trump would allow this Hotcoldwetdry report to be release. Here’s the Washington Post Trump administration releases report finding ‘no convincing alternative explanation’ for climate change And the NY Times U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change, Contradicting Top Trump Officials You can go round […]

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