Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Lead To 50% Increase In Wildfires

If by anthropogenic climate change, they mean a bunch of idiots and pyros causing wildfires, sure. Otherwise, this is simply more scaremongering from the UN IPCC in their upcoming report Climate Scientists Warn of a ‘Global Wildfire Crisis’ Worsening heat and dryness could lead to a 50 percent rise in off-the-charts fires, according to a […]

Seas Could Maybe Possibly We Feel Rise One Foot By 2050, Dooming Us All Or Something

Seas only rose 8 inches during the entire 20th Century. Sea rise is not accelerating. To have a one foot sea rise by 2050 is simply scaremongering, but, that’s what this cult does best Seas could rise up to a foot by 2050, posing ‘a clear and present risk’ to U.S. Sea levels along U.S. […]

Your Fault: SW Drought Worst In 1,200 Years (or something)

We can fix this with a tax and forcing all of you to take out 10 year loans for an EV, you know Western drought fueled by climate change is the worst in 1,200 years, scientists say The megadrought gripping the American West has generated the driest two decades in the region in at least […]

Your Fault: Earth Might Maybe Possibly Hit 1.5C Within 10 Years

They feel it might happen, and this is your fault for refusing to buy an EV at the same price as a tiny house Earth is likely just a decade a way from hitting 1.5°C of global warming — and scientists say it will be “catastrophic” for coral reefs The United Nations has warned the […]

‘Climate Change’ Is Going To Soon Starve The Ocean Of Oxygen Or Something

What happens if this does not happen? Who will be held responsible for their scaremongering prognostications? Oh, right, they made it 50 years out Climate change has likely begun to suffocate the world’s fisheries By 2080, around 70% of the world’s oceans could be suffocating from a lack of oxygen as a result of climate […]

Your Fault: Kidney Stones To Get Worse From Climate Crisis (scam)

Thanks, you horrible carbon pollution spewing person wants to force Other People to practice what you preach Take that, skeptics!: "Their model found that by 2089, kidney stone incidence would increase by 2.2 per cent in the first scenario, and by 3.9 per sent in the second" https://t.co/K58ptIJTXc — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) January 11, 2022 […]

Climate Doom Today: Feral Hogs, Drastic CO2 Cuts Worthless, Radioactive Wildfires

Oh, this is some great stuff. First I found this cult beauty Feral hog invasions leave coastal marshes less resilient to climate change Coastal marshes that have been invaded by feral hogs recover from natural disasters up to three times slower, and are significantly less resilient to climate change, according to a recent study from Duke University […]

Hurricanes To Spread Into More Populated Regions

Don’t they do that now? Considering how many people want to live near the ocean? Oh, right, this is meant to Scare people into Doing Something, namely, giving up their money, freedom, liberty, and choices Climate change: Hurricanes to expand into more populated regions Climate change will expand the range of tropical cyclones, making millions […]

Your Fault: Japanese McDonald’s Reducing Portion Size Due To HotColdWetDry

Coming soon to a McDonald’s and other fast food places in the U.S. and rest of the world soon? (via Watts Up With That?) Mustard, fries in short supply due to Canada’s climate change woes A mix of drought in Canada’s prairies and flooding on its Pacific coast have brought about crop production and shipping […]

Your Fault: Britain May Never Experience A Dickensian White Christmas Again

All because you engaged in capitalism and bought Christmas gifts, had them shipped from Big Companies, took a long fossil fueled trip, and ate meat ‘Dickensian’ White Christmas may never be seen in Britain again due to climate change Bing Crosby famously dreamt of a White Christmas, but Britain may never see a proper snowy […]

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