Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Cult Of Climastrology Members Now Tattooing Themselves With Their Birth Year CO2 Level

We learn about this from Warmist Morgan Curtis, who learned about this new fad after taking a long fossil fueled flight to Europe, before engaging in Climate Journey, ending up in Paris Why I left the Paris Climate Summit with an activist tattoo I never imagined I would get a tattoo during the U.N. Climate […]

Say, Are Your Text Messages Bad For Global Warming?

This is a Big Question for National Democratic Radio, er, National Public Radio How Much Do Your Text Messages Contribute To Global Warming? A few days back, All Tech got a question from an NPR listener that got us curious. Tim Callahan from Seattle wrote: “A friend asked how texting – in all its forms […]

Two Questions You Should Totally Ask Yourself About Hotcoldwetdry

They’re doozies, from Slate, which is moving quickly towards the nutbaggary of Salon The Two Questions You Should Ask Yourself About Climate Change In March 2012, in a large-windowed conference hall on the snowy campus of the University of Calgary, I heard two simple questions. The man asking them was trying to help his audience […]

Say, Can Hollywood Save Us From “Climate Catastrophe”?

In other words, are we set for more preachy movies about Hotcoldwetdry? Can Hollywood save us from climate catastrophe? By taking on the link between football and brain injuries, the recently released movie“Concussion” reminds us of the potential for Hollywood to shape attitudes and beliefs about controversial topics through entertainment. The film has put America’s […]

Special Snowflake Warmist Isn’t Impressed With Old Gray Hair Warmists

Thankfully, we now have the opinion of Clara Nevins, a “high school activist, dancer, and writer” (strange, she doesn’t want to be a STEM major?), who isn’t impressed with all those old fogey Warmists when she took a long fossil fueled trip to the Paris Hotcoldwetdry conference A Millennial’s Take on Climate Activism …. Paris […]

Bummer: Climate Change Killed Off The Real King Kong!

Seriously, how could our ancestors do this? Driving fossil fueled vehicles and refusing to buy local and using air conditioning. Bad humans! This is an AFP article being pimped by ultra-leftist Raw Story in order to push The Narrative about how evil climate change is Climate change starved the Earth’s ‘real King Kong’ into extinction: […]

Making People Consider Their Legacy Is The Secret To Making People Care About Hotcoldwetdry

More psychological claptrap from the Cult of Climastrology, as explained by two youngsters Here’s the secret to making people care about climate change Make them think about their legacy. Here’s a depressing statistic if you’re worried about climate change: 63 percent of Americans say they’re concerned about the issue, but only 47 percent think the […]

The Conservative Retreat On Hotcoldwetdry Has Begun Or Something

So say Washington Post cartoonist Tom Toles The conservative retreat on Climate Change has at last begun After close to three decades of ignoring and/or actively subverting climate science, conservatives have finally been forced to acknowledge the face-lashing climate facts that are now afflicting the planet.  The accumulating evidence of melting glaciers, drought, record wildfires, […]

John Kerry: Non-binding, Voluntary Paris Climate Agreement Obama’s Most Important 2015 Accomplishment

I did not want to make the headline really long, so I left out “with no force of law and no legally binding requirements” (CNS News) Secretary of State John Kerry says the climate change deal he helped broker in Paris was the Obama administration’s most “important” accomplishment in 2015. “As one year gives way […]

Good Grief: 200 Million Americans To Suffer From CRAP

Climate Related Anxiety Psychopathy In America, 200 Million People Will Suffer ‘Psychological Distress’ From Climate Change A report published by the National Wildlife Foundation finds that the majority of Americans can expect to suffer mental health problems as a result of global warming and warns that our mental health system is not equipped to handle […]

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