Maldives Are So Concerned About Hotcoldwetdry That They Built Their 11th Airport

This one comes via a favorite of all Warmist, James Delingpole

(Breitbart) Great news from the scuba-diving tropical paradise Maldives. They’ve just opened another airport.

This means that the Indian Ocean island nation now has four international airports and seven domestic ones. Quite a lot for a country with a population of less than 400,000. Presumably they have high hopes for their tourist industry as they develop luxury resorts on ever more remote atolls.

I wonder if these Maldives realise just how lucky they are. For, by weird coincidence, in pretty much the same geographic region is another island nation with exactly the same name.

And this other Maldives is in deep trouble. Indeed, it is daily on the brink of disaster because of the constant threat that its low-lying coral atolls could be swamped by the rising sea levels caused by man-made climate change.

We know this because all the experts have been telling us so.

James provides lots and lots of examples of being told about the doom approaching the Maldives. Let’s not forget that former Maldives president, Mohamed Nasheen, had a documentary made about him, that is all about “climate change”, and has been running around the world (on fossil fueled planes) proclaiming doom for the Maldives, and that we need to save it from Hotcoldwetdry.

Luckily I have thought up a brilliant solution to this problem. Maybe the lucky Maldives (the thriving tourist paradise) could help the unlucky Maldives (the one about to be drowned by global warming) with money and material aid. Perhaps it could use its vast tourist revenues to mitigate against any problems caused by this terrible “climate change” thing. Perhaps it could use its 11 airports to help evacuate the other Maldives’ climate refugees.

Ever notice that those who complain about “climate change” the most seem to be the worst offenders?

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