Bummer: In The Dumps EPA Staff Turning To Alcohol ‘Cause Trump

Another day, another report of EPA employees having meltdowns

(Heartland) EPA lifers are “in the dumps” about life at the agency under President Trump. The level of anxiety is so high that alcoholism may be on the rise among climate-alarmist lifers, according to one staffer quoted in The Washington Post. If that is true, that’s very good news, because it means the EPA will be getting back to its original — and largely accomplished mission — of cleaning up America’s air, land, and water.

The Washington Post article is about Mike Cox quitting the EPA, and devolves into

“It is pretty bleak,” one staffer, an environmental engineer, said about employee morale.

“It’s in the dumps,” said another.

“Pretty much everybody is updating their resumes. It’s grim,” added a third.

Awwwwwww, too bad. Have fun in the private sector.

Black humor and burying themselves in a project’s scientific minutia will work for some.

“For the rest of us,” added one longtime regional staffer, “there probably will be a significant rise in alcoholism.”

Well, I hope not. Alcohol is bad for the climate, especially beer, which releases CO2. And wine and other alcohols require lots of water and land, and require lots of fossil fuels to take to market.

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5 Responses to “Bummer: In The Dumps EPA Staff Turning To Alcohol ‘Cause Trump”

  1. JGlanton says:

    Now they have a glimpse into what it feels like to be a coal miner in Obama’s America.

  2. Stosh says:

    Not a problem, alcoholism is surely covered by Obozocare….

  3. JGlanton says:

    It’s not just the EPA. It’s the whole swamp.

    White House budget chief Mick Mulvaney will this week send a memo to federal agencies instructing them to prepare for future cuts to funding and staff, according to a new report.

    The guidance letter, Axios reported on Sunday, was set forth by the executive order President Trump signed last month for “reorganizing the executive branch.”

    The order calls to “improve the efficiency, effectiveness, and accountability of the executive branch by directing the Director of the Office of Management and Budget to propose a plan to reorganize governmental functions and eliminate unnecessary agencies, components of agencies and agency programs.”

  4. trailbee says:

    Are you kidding?! This is great for news if you own a liquor store! Business is up. YESSSSS! Making America Great Again!

  5. drowningpuppies says:

    “It’s in the dumps,” said another.

    Trump putting an end to pooping, porn, and posing at the EPA.
    Ah, not so long ago,…
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/25/epa-told-employees-to-stop-pooping-in-the-hallway/

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