Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Cherry Blossoms Almost Hit Earliest Record Peak

This could have been solved if you had moved into a tiny home, switched to taking the bus to work, and replacing your toilet with an outhouse (behind the Washington Post paywall, you can read it in full here) Cherry blossoms hit near-record early peak, a sign of climate change Exceptionally warm March weather propelled […]

Doom Today: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Maybe Possibly Make Bananas More Expensive

The best they can offer is “in the next few decades” Climate change will make bananas more expensive. Here’s why some experts say they should be already. Industry experts say the price of bananas globally is very likely to rise due to the impact of climate change — but some believe paying more for bananas […]

Your Fault: Texans Are Trapped In A Fortress Of Solitude Or Something

The Warmists said we could have fixed this with a tax, but, you had to be difficult Climate change is trapping Texans in an arid ‘fortress of solitude,’ expert says Texas faces a brutal climate and development paradox heading deeper into the 21st century, a state climate scientist said. “Everything is bigger in Texas, including […]

Your Fault: Maple Season Comes Early In Midwest

We can fix this with a tax and taking away your freedom and life choices, you know Maple syrup season came weeks early in the Midwest. Producers are doing their best to adapt Jeremy Solin doesn’t need a jacket right now on his family farm in northern Wisconsin. There’s no snow blanketing the dead leaves […]

New York Climahysterics Say Seas Could Maybe Possibly Rise Up To 13 Inches in The 2030s

Have they been listening to James Hansen, who, in 1988, said parts of NYC would be underwater in 20-40 years? Sea levels around NYC could surge up to 13 inches in 2030s due to climate change: state study Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly Exposed Buried Nuclear Waste

I blame you for driving to work in your fossil fueled vehicle instead of taking the bus and having a meat filled sandwich at lunch. It’s definitely not the fault of all those leaving their seaside McMansions and taking private jets to climate conferences Climate change could unearth, disturb Cold War-era nuclear waste buried by […]

Your Fault: Japanese Cherry Trees To Have Earliest Bloom Since 812AD

If only you Japanese folks hadn’t been driving fossil fueled vehicles back during Dark Ages they wouldn’t have seen the trees bloom so early How climate change is thwarting travellers’ cherry blossom plans In Japan, the rare and beautiful 10-day cherry blossom “front” is set to start 10 days earlier this year due to global […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Causing Mental Distress In Teens

If all teens hear from the news and their teachers and politicians is that they are doomed from a (small) rise in Earth’s temperatures and that temperatures are SOOOON!!!!! going to be out of control, that the next mass extinction is already here, that it’s all doom, how do you think the kiddies will react? […]

“Scientist” Was Paralyzed By Climate Doom Or Something

This is what the hysteria brainwashing from the climate cult has wrought This scientist was paralyzed by the threat of climate change. How she found hope It’s hard to be optimistic about the world when you see the devastating effects of climate change all around you. It’s even harder when you study environmental science and […]

Locust Swarms Could Be Worse Due To Global Boiling Or Something

Today’s scary cult propaganda, which has been reproduced across quite a bit of the Credentialed Media Locust Swarms Could Be Turbocharged By Climate Change, New Study Says More frequent extreme weather events could power swarms of desert locusts and expand their habitat, according to new research. T?he study, published in the journal Science Advances, analyzed […]

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